Introducing dairy tomorrow and it's close enough, bitches!

Zeki thinks that date auctions are one of the "dumbest, most devaluing and objectifying high school popularity contest bullcrap wastes of time" she's ever heard of and will not be signing herself up. Anyone who doesn't like her is fully encouraged to sign her up out of spite.

She's doing such a good job

Yo, wow, this is a surprisingly Horrible song : DDD

I am not feeling good today, friends. My stomach hurts from the stress of a whole lot of things. (cw: death, animal abuse)

Hey Norman, c'mere, I found you a friend he seems nice and not at all likely to beat the crap out of you.

Zeki at arrivals, she doesn't want to talk to you, but do chat her up anyway.

Care/feeding instructions that you (or your characters) have for mine?

[RL] Sister just said, what do you want to do today, and I immediately answered exactly the way you think I did.

"try to take over the world"

How on earth did I forget that April 1 was Zeki's birthday?