Broke my 360, so sad

"Cut my milk!" "Err.. I can't sir, it's liquid." "Imbecile! Freeze it and then cut it"

Just spent $27 on signing onto Google with my phone, FML

Dear ANDREW ROBERT FOX, The marking for SIT105 Assignment 2 is now completed. You scored 31.5 out of 37 marks. The.. htxt.it/l/G9IbV0

At 303 high street, northcote listening to some band. Come if you are bored.

Reported someones dog out on the street, hope they get fined. Not the first time their dog has been out and he lik.. htxt.it/l/UR74sF

Happy Christmas To Everyone =]

Awesome fun swimming with Tamara yesterday =]

Thinking of you, thinking who are you?

><((((((°> Hold on a sec, something fishy is going on!