OK good night world. Arrrrr, I mean I am shutting down my computer. Believe me I don't want to, but electricity supply company wins.

She: Mirror mirror tell me how beautiful I am. *Krak!!* mirror cracked.

No loading in Fasialabad? Log pareshan ho kar behosh honay lagay

Sharmeen Chinoy ko rotay ho mujhay to agli nasal main kai aisay nazar atay hain. Pakistan ka Khuda he Hafiz.

Here Google does it again, copied "Events" feature of facebook and added to Google plus. #google #facebook

We want poverty, ping.fm/YvMWT

Ye koi Karachi ka bhaia onchi awaz say bus main betha phone pay phone kiyay ja raha hay. Badtamiz.

One upon a time there was a cat. His name was Tom. And a mouse (not Dell USB mouse) a live mouse, name Jerry.

Nokia Gets its Pakistan Specific Website, ping.fm/Ewvkz

400 megawatts electricity added to national grid, ping.fm/cPiae