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Dead Space is pretty fucking awesome. I apologize, Dead Space for the venomous slander I have said against you.

Knowledge brings Fear.

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"

final fantasy XIII isn't complete bullshit. I'm pleasantly surprised.

I just kicked pontius pilate back into hell and kicked cleopatra in the C-word on the top of a flying penis. Dante's Inferno is pretty cool.

First Date: Successful. Second Date: Imminent.

Happy Valentines Day!

going to be a lady killer: I swear it.