Went to the florist today for the wedding. 25$ for a flower for him ... 175$ minimum for a SMALL bouquet for me. WTF???

Android users, which are your favorite photography apps? Need suggestions please, ditching iPhone.

the min pin isn't letting losing his teeth bother him. We were playing and he tried to bite me, as usual.

So ... acting like an airhead and misspelling words is attractive?

How much unchecked ego does it take to "like" your own status updates?

The min pin is back from the doctor. He now has only two front teeth but still has all his back ones. And they sure are shiny!

Went for a manicure and had the people in the place all coming over to take a look at me. I wouldn't have minded if they had just been open about it, but don't try to be sneaky and take cell pics of me.

You know you should be sleeping when, out of the corner of your eye, you see your tattoo and wonder, "What the heck is on my arm?"

People who put hashtags in their Facebook updates make me facepalm. Hard.

The min pins tooth fell out while we were playing tonight. He still has to go to the doctors tomorrow to have an exam, cleaning, and possible pulling of other teeth.