sausages and rice?

After reading a late-night plurk with Wontar being...Wontar, *now* I get the cake reference.

my old r.e. teacher used to tell us off for saying starving, cos it was politically incorrect

How's that politically incorrect? And what's r.e.?

no cake!?!!!!!! omg! The horror!

re = religious ed. she said only children in africa were starving & we weren't allowed to say it