It's soooo against the rules for you to be a smartass 'til I get my smileys back!

who were you calling? your mum?

You're both awful!

It is not!!! And I've been getting birthday messages from various sites I belong to, too!

But thank you in advance...

LOL. Nah. It's good to keep you on your toes.

Beats the hell out of "poo-poo head".

Pffft! My Facebook profile *has* the correct date!

I'm guessing that you just have no idea what day today is.

OK... Where's my cake???

OK. Be right back!