plurkduck epitomises all that is plurklike. (quack)

I gather you're in an open relationship.

I've had ducks in the past.

not like THAT... I mean I've owned them.

I mean, they could come and go as they pleased. It's not like I kept them in hutches or anything.

Well, technically, one lived in a hutch, but that was out of choice, because he thought he was a rabbit.

or she, as it tuned out later.

MMmmm... duck eggs...

QUAAAAACKACK!!!!!

no, no. They were unfertilized. She didn't mind at all.

the rabbit eggs were interesting, too.

human ladies grumble when getting rid of unneeded eggs, but ducks' are the size of their head: feel lucky, ladies!

getting rid of unneeded eggs right now and feels that Farrier has an unneeded head that hasn't been ripped off yet.

seen porn of that...

ack! Stop right there! You're doing that thing again. Ack!

thought his webcam was switched off, sorry.

DUCK!

giggling