YEAH. Couldn't find Mt. Dew Throwback, fuck that corn syrup shit.

been drinking powerade zero or water

pedobear's gotta lose a few pounds

hahaah

can't catch the kids if you're short of breath.

Before & After: Pedobear Trap

lmfao

Ariel knows all about van rides

a van train ride?

meat train!!

kinda redundant.

unless they actually bring meat

like, railing a chick while holding bacon or something

bacon and scrambled eggs ftw

IT'S BAACCCOONNN

with a protein shake on the side

you're the one getting the protein shake, lmao

all over your face

LIKE A BOSS

lmao

interesting

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