and tennis rackets used to made out of cat guts. some still are perhaps.

but you aren't sticking a tennis racket in places that cat cuts definately shouldn't be

true. some people are allergic to latex

polyethylene!

its a little buck-nasty...sausage lining...except its a differnt type of sausage...

all about lamb

we should try for the triple entendre itp.

Did people actually do that? What did they use to plug the end? It seems like tying it off would be uncomfortable...

Although you're using part of an animal as a condom, how comfortable do you expect to be?

that our plurk conversations are growing more and more inappropriate for grandmas

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