im telling you. "Ballscomfy" jeans would sell like hotpants

its time that plan went into action

oh golly.

you don't know the pain, theheat! you.....don't the PAIN!

exactly wear pants that are a bit bigger in the crotch area

*makes a small genitalia joke*

back, and has two things to confirm: 1. I don't wear girls jeans anymore and 2. The size of my genitalia is just fine thanks