Me: because of the ketchup????
Henry: you have to go now, because nobody loves you.
Me: I have another bottle.
Henry: maybe I can love you a little bit
Me: like just a dip cup?
Henry: just a little, yeah

I had to excuse myself

lmaoooo

CHILD

Lbr that is extremely valid

yeah I'm with Henry

I ask beset by fickle, tomato condiment based affections

i love you a dip cup of ketchup amount, but you're on thin ice

omfg

that is adorable