just shouting A. FUERA. into the middle distance

the punting stuffies really makes it

it's entirely the vibe

get the fuck out of here with that shit

I love her videos

When you hear her mom it’s so fantastic

I send a lot of her vids to my mom, who is usually like "yeah I do that"

or like "why would you ever use a recipe.... what's wrong with white people"

i have subbed to comb through later for amusement and to find the "you're what? but you look white" erasure video that she MUST have.

oh she has a few of those
"what do you want a blood test"

excellent, i will find the one i relate to the most and will smith pose at it whenever i desire

When people expect a gringa accent when speaking Spa...this is the one that's like. yeah. that middle space

"i knew it you're a no sabo kid" just struck a chord in my soul

this one is also the mood:When people call me the Gringa-est Latina they’ve se...

she's right, it's NOT something anybody can see by looking at you, it's how you were raised. also how despite decades of saying i would never be like her i am becoming my abuela anyway.........

the colorism is weird in general, like! we're similar enough skintone-wise that it's like. in a room full of white people you're the darkest person but then get called gringa all the time in a room full of brown people

just like "cool I will never be comfortable in either space thank you for that"

gonna go cry into my habichuelas

/w h e e z e

I'm 100% not even born in the US but I'm a white-ass so I shock people when I speak fluent PR spanish

people be like that....

nobody guesses right even when i'm darker tho. like you should see how dark i used to tan, before taking meds that kinda just make nothing happen. (it's weird. i don't burn, either, i just..... don't really tan anymore?) anyway they'll immediately start guessing incorrectly lmao

1. THIS IS NOT A FUN GAME FOR ME??? 2. don't argue with me when i say what my mix is lol

like i do not care if you think i don't look it, my childhood trumps your opinion