inspired by: my roommate amusedly reminding me that I'm weird for doing that

yeah that's right

enjoy your cyanide ig

arsenic and that's just the seeds

oh my bad wrong poison

seeds are in the core yes?

you can spit them out y'know

YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT THAT

...i feel it's like, Just Sic Things if they also ate the arsenic seeds LMAO

listen

I didn't say I do always spit out the seeds

only that you can spit out the seeds

how else will you be able to laugh in someone's face if they try to get you with arsenic?? you have to build up the resistance.

exactly!

oh never mind it is apparently cyanide in apple seeds as well! For some reason I'd heard arsenic. Either way it'll take a lot of seeds to do anything

almonds have the same compounds, neat!

outside of I eat the entire apple idk I will try pretty much anything once and overall can't say there's much food I don't like

that said fermented meat foods make me nervous

lmao i know i’m just being silly

well now if someone tries to poison you with cyanide you can laugh because you've dosed yourself like a ye olde king for immunity!!

this is unhinged and i love it

I will be immune to poisons in no time!

my villain arc involves being Rasputin

LMAO help i support this entirely

I knew you would

you get to be the living prepared twin and i will be the living impaired twin (but it's fine because i got better)

you did get better!

you also stole your son's arm that's a little rude

i mean listen, his arm stole my sword first, so if you really think about it, he started it.

well I can't argue with that logic. besides it grew back

yeah! the spardas are basically just lizards. he just needed to believe in himself or whatever

yes exactly

I will also eat tomatoes like apples all summer

and random weeds from the yard

the world is full of food y'all missing out

i'm not completely convinced that you aren't actually just a wolf that can type real well

you'll never know for sure

dang

casually grazes the neighborhood

plot twist: sic is actually a hyena that can type real well

^

that may also be true!

also laughing at the idea of somebody asking what dante eats and he adds 'random weeds from the yard'. everybody laughs except vergil, who just stares at him because he's the only one that knows he's not joking

he puts them on his pizza

lgdldshk

help they're both disasters

:V

All I can imagine is when I used to ride and the horses would just CRONCH the apple down, sob.

horses also know how to eat an apple correctly

/adds horse to the list of things my brother might be

hooves would be very hard to type with

talk to type is a thing

>>;

i mean, rockets are hard to surf on but you figured that one out pretty fast

i put nothing past the adaptability twin

these are all solid points