i am both tenderly touching them and also going fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah

i gotta read over the whole event, i've only skimmed it but i'm

yes yes yes yes

heeeheeehoohoo (joins you in skimmin()

THIS ONE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE HIM MAKE A NETWORK POST JOKING ABOUT HOLDING "A WAKE"

Oh my god A WAKE

when he died for the first time

I'M CRYING

YEAH

I'VE BEEN HOLDING ONTO THAT JOKE FOR TWO MONTHS

obviously because of the disaster that was last month ICly, he should do this belatedly

double threat A Wake for Alan Wake + Birthday party b/c he doesn't have a canon bday and i've decided he's a scorpio and his bday is Oct 27th haha

i might do a combo of the 1 & 2 card prompts, especially since some of the prompts play into ideas i had about alan having to grapple with deer rut season urges, and for white tailed deer that runs from october to november so we're still in season baybee

me, seeing "get an organ kissed": oh... what beautiful, grotesque eroticism.... /hand to my chest

also i think i might give him the hyper-activity boost... he does some very high energy pacing and stuff in some Alan Wake 2 vids from his time trapped in the dark place that make for fun inspiration, lots of pacing and jumping around on furniture and stuff

and the timeline for when those took place is nebulous but also his experiences in the dark place are cyclical so it doesn't feel weird to say that he was like that in the dark place at his current canon point before he gets updated

i am considering having him be fog form for both fogs this month so who wants to make out with THIS?

pro: he will be very fluffy around the neck and shoulders
con: no skin on his face
pro: he WILL still have a tongue
con: bare skull very sharp and pointy

(he would also be available for kisses before the fog rolls in during the event haha)

i have ONE QUESTION about one of the waldgeist bingo tasks

in case anyone knows

does "wall someone" mean kabedon??

kabedon - Google Search

Maybe? I’m not sure what else it could mean

yeah, i'm not sure what else it could be either

also, alan could do this one easy, and I have canon proof:

He’s so annoying ❤️

Barry who also doesn’t believe in it just like “yeah” “mhm” “totally, Al-'

their love for each other is real because how else would barry have had the patience for that

meanwhile alan ranting vehemently at length because barry is someone he cares baout

(alan's little "love you" to barry lives rent free in my head)

i made a custom card for alan with a mix of the prompts from 1 & 2

waffled on whether or not to add the "do a workout with someone" prompt but his fitness levels must continue to be a joke in honor of his terrible stamina in the first game

anyway, THE DOORS ARE OPEN FOR PLOTTING

i will draft up the silliest of log posts for the funeral, i want it to be a ridiculously chill thing (also a funny opportunity for him to meet more people irl)

(it'll be one of those where there's a network prompt for the invitation and then the funeral prompt)

i should go sleep now BUT feel free to toss plot ideas and bingo cards my way for later!!

i'm down to handwave and thread things, since i'm easing back in and i'd like to backtag my older threads i have instead of drop em if i can

so for handwaving, we can chat in a private plurk or over discord to gesture out the scene and call it gucci

/finger guns

anyway i go sleep

i tried to sleep but my body said "awake again"

updated top of plurk with content warnings for bingo card contents

if someone wants an easy entry-point for CR that is also probably going to be awkward, may i suggest "holding hands with a stranger"?

eyebrow waggle

(i might make that a TL, i'm considering challenging myself to write a few VERY SHORT TL prompts for this)

can Seras stalk Alan
werewolf brain + the card commands it

wolf stalking deer... it just makes sense

YES, PLEASE, his new psych changes will make this extra fun

HAAHAA YESSS

she hasnt had a chance to chase anybody icly yet so this will be fun
she will also apologize especially if she does manage to catch him/cause him any actual harm as opposed to general overall terror LFMAO

running is the worst thing you can do
dog brain says CHASE CHASE CHASE

do you wanna have her stalk him in normal form or travel form? 👀

also that would be really funny/cute of her

MAN THATS THE QUESTION ISNT IT

her travel form isnt very big! shes half wolf half husky so her size kinda got nerfed LMAO

which honestly kinda makes it funnier

shes much more intimidating when shes were'd

so do we want this to be silly or scary for him LMFAO

he's only about 3ft tall not including his rack as a normal deer, unfogged, so depending on how little she is as her travel form she might still be intimidating (iirc wolves can get huge and huskies are med-large dog so)

but also

if she is smaller that would be funny

oh no hes so small... i dont know why i think of deer as being like
moose sized

ive literally never seen a deer up close so that is
probably why

yeah, white tailed deer are muscular but not very tall actually!

but they do look weird and intimidating if they stand on their hind legs to box (which IS a thing that they do, very very alan-coded behavior)

this picture is so funny but shes closer to the husky's size than the wolf's djskald and likely feels similarly to this guy about it LMFAO

height comparison lineup for his diff forms

no wonder wolves can fuck up a deer theyre like the same size

and some deer photos

that husky's face, lol

I HATE THAT SECOND ONE GOD THATS TERRIFYING
i know theyre fighting but my brain is like "no, they all walk around like that when we cant see them"

NIGHTTIME DEER BEHAVIOR

OKAY I'm having a lot of fun plotting for this event but i do need to try getting some more sleep so brb for a few hours /dabs

awake again (badumtish)

slept longer than i meant to but needed the sleep. anyway, gonna get a plotting comment up soon and corral my discussed plans for marking stuff of my bingo card!

love that i have plans for alan to get chased by multiple people, he's really getting thrust into that prey animal life this month

just double checked white tailed deer size and found a more clearly worded description than i did before that clarifies they're usualy 2.5-3ft at the shoulder, not up to the top of their head, so i made alan's travel form a little smaller than it's supposed to be but that's an easy fix and easy to handwave about previous times he's been in ti

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they're still a more medium-sized variety compared to larger deer families (like the moose)

wrote up my plotting comment so now i can go tackle other people