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2023-10-07T03:59:05.000Z
so... I play in a game where the entire party is three goblins...
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2023-10-07T03:59:19.000Z
Stormy, Shank, and Little Jeh'ri
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2023-10-07T04:00:23.000Z
we took over all of Waterdeep, Saint's Row style, and now we are (of course) in space
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2023-10-07T04:01:12.000Z
this game is like... two or three years running now. it's incredible. no one should have allowed us to do this, but it has been the best stress-reliever
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2023-10-07T04:02:00.000Z
and tonight something beautiful happened
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2023-10-07T04:03:40.000Z
for one reason or another, Little Jeh'ri attempted to cast Word of Recall, which should have teleported us to the broom closet on our spaceship that Jeh'ri had dedicated to his dark god (like you do)
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2023-10-07T04:04:31.000Z
we were trying to escape a Domain of Dread that was trapping us.... and everyone made their save except for Stormy
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2023-10-07T04:05:04.000Z
...who found himself teleporting by himself to motherfuckin' Strahd's throne room
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2023-10-07T04:06:48.000Z
Strahd postured and monologued a little bit, and tried to get Stormy to agree to do something for him in exchange for a way out of his domain. and Stormy, because he's a tiny badass straight up said. "Um.... no?" to Strahd
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2023-10-07T04:08:01.000Z
the DM described how Strahd gestures out the window to the rest of his domain as he delivered his "did you just tell me 'no?'" monologue
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2023-10-07T04:08:08.000Z
and Stormy's player's eyes light up
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2023-10-07T04:09:14.000Z
player: "...You just said he pointed at stuff out the window."
DM: "...yes? you can see the town--"
player: "I cast Dimension Door."
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2023-10-07T04:10:15.000Z
me: "Isn't Strahd's castle like up at the top of a--"
Stormy: "halfway down, I cast Featherfall."
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2023-10-07T04:11:48.000Z
so... Strahd had a lone goblin suddenly teleport into his throne room, basically give him the middle finger, and then bamf outside to Mary Poppins down to safety gfhdkjgh
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2023-10-07T04:13:34.000Z
we were all stunned. and then cheered.
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2023-10-07T04:14:16.000Z
so we still have to now go on a mission to save Stormy!! but it's at least not from Strahd's goddamn castle.
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2023-10-07T04:16:53.000Z
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2023-10-07T04:18:23.000Z
can't believe stormy just told Strahd to fuck off lmao
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2023-10-07T04:18:31.000Z
this is the best game
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2023-10-07T04:18:39.000Z
GO GOBLINS
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2023-10-07T04:20:31.000Z
it's just so satisfying to yell GOBLINS ASSEMBLE and become the fabled three-goblins-in-a-trenchcoat just because the DM mentioned that the NPC we were talking to was eight feet tall
y yo a ti, cas
2023-10-07T05:03:45.000Z
me, reading the top post: ... IN A TRENCHCOAT??
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2023-10-07T05:29:22.000Z
often
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2023-10-07T05:30:12.000Z
--well, when Shank isn't toddling around on stilts by themself, anyway.
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2023-10-07T05:30:40.000Z
(one of the many pieces of stupid treasure that the DM regrets letting us have)
🌸wotitdo🌸
2023-10-07T05:35:43.000Z
🌸wotitdo🌸
2023-10-07T05:35:50.000Z
I adore all of it
pluviophile
2023-10-07T05:36:44.000Z
stiltsssssssss how beautiful
kill jester.
2023-10-07T05:43:56.000Z
chinhands
kill jester.
2023-10-07T05:44:06.000Z
i remember the circus adventure i ran for y'all
103 FOOLS
2023-10-07T07:17:24.000Z
I'm SO glad you did the trenchcoat thing
103 FOOLS
2023-10-07T07:17:28.000Z
I was just about to ask
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2023-10-07T08:35:01.000Z
Shank (the over-the-top, pro-wrestler style gladiator) is the legs, Little Jeh'ri (a death cleric with good core strength) is the middle section, and Stormy the bard rogue has the dex and charisma to be the top segment!
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2023-10-07T08:35:58.000Z
which works out great except Shank is distractible and impulsive, so gotta keep those legs focus or they'll veer off somewhere
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2023-10-07T13:26:11.000Z
My other favorite part of the game was where all three goblins considered abandoning the plot to go get corndogs
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2023-10-07T13:27:24.000Z
We didn’t, but we thought about it!!
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2023-10-07T14:46:29.000Z
Look... if you’re not going to eat corndogs while you’re in the shadowfell, why bother going there in the first place???
wooper
2023-10-07T16:01:24.000Z
this is delightful
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2023-10-07T16:10:56.000Z
blobulon: is that the one where three out of four party members were bards?? lmaooo
kill jester.
2023-10-07T16:21:27.000Z
i think so
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