Michael: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Alex: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
Michael: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

Alex: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?
Michael:
Michael: …Should I not have?

Michael: We either die free, or die trying!
Alex: Are those the only choices?

Alec: Silence is golden.
Alex: Duct tape is silver.

Alec: About to do something incredibly stupid
Alex: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Cisco: This date is boring!
Barry: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Cisco: Then why did you invite me?
Barry: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Barry I'll do whatever I want!

lol. the knife one made me laugh.

Hah! I got that one for them but reversed.

Eliot: Hey, Quentin, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.
Quentin: But I don't.....
Eliot: I don't see why that should be my problem??

lol!

Barry: Everything’s fine, Cisco.
Cisco: Barry, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- deep inhale ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

a conversation they will have in dup lmao

playing twister
Cisco: Right hand red.
Barry: ends up on top of Alex
Alex: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Cisco: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

lol!!

this happens in star labs

Barry: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Alex: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
Cisco walks in
Alex: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

LOL

Cisco: Come on, Alex. Nobody actually believes that Barry is in love with me.
Alex, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Barry is helplessly in love with Cisco.
Everyone raises their hand
Cisco: Barry, put your hand down.

lmao

That is DEFINITELY a conversation they will have when he hits dup

yes XD

lol. The dare one would be super funny if BARRY hadn't gotten to kiss Cisco yet

lmao i played something similar once for barry/cisco/leonard. not a dare but snart kissed cisco before he did and barry didn't know what to do with that XDDD

Cisco and Barry flirting with each other yet again
Alex: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Cisco: 100*.
Barry: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Alex: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Barry. I fucking wonder.

lmao

they'll need an intervention

if caitlin and sara don't get to them first

The gang is about to do something dangerous
Barry: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk?
Alex: Go ahead.
Barry: Be careful.
Barry: Don’t die.
Cisco: Holds back a laugh
Alex: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

excuse u he gives the best pep talks

Gar: You have to apologize to them Jason.
Jason: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Gar: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Gar: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Gar: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Jason: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Henry: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Alex: Literally or figuratively?
Henry: I have to specify?

Henry: Alex and I are no longer dating.
Alex: Henry, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Alex: That was a joke. Say ha.
Henry: Ha.
Alex: Now do it again.
Henry: Ha.
Alex: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

Cisco says nope, his pep talks suck because he's always ending them with a possibility he might die and what they should keep doing.

That would legitimately be how ALEX told his mom they secretly eloped though.

lolll

well he might!!!

keytone8 lol. I forgot about this. Pin on Flash❤️

Alex is so putting on a karaoke night when Cisco gets here.

Damian: What’s sexting?
Tim: I'm not having this conversation with you.

That's just the convo they'd have

Damian: Bonjour, Tim. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Tim: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Damian: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Damian: You tricked me!
Tim: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.

team flash knows how to party xD

lol. The first and last one could def be dami and tim.

Karaoke night! Yes, good.