Bless this mess

love this game so much

lmfao I don't go here but this is the most Cal Kestis thing that has ever happened

you know, i love this for him.

He makes being a disaster an art form

Single brain cell was on vacation

Pretty much

To be fair there was a chance that he walked away from this fine. I rolled a D20 to determine his tolerance to it

He got a 3....

....Cal

crying

He still normally has a great spice tolerance! This was just special ice cream made for literal dragons

I love that he just literally passed out lmao

It was the only thing he could do

u know Merrin has dared him to eat weird things before

so he probably normally has a great tolerance

Oh absolutely! I also HC that he got his taste for spicy things in Bracca. I imagine fresh good quality food all had to be imported from off planet and was super expensive

So you covered up and shit quality stuff with just lots and lots of spicy sauces

Merrin finds him some Dathomirian delicacy and is like well I hope this doesn't make you die, I've never fed it to a human

humans with their pink skin and one heart, who knows how they'll react

Cal will put anything in his mouth if you put it in front of him tbh

Except cephalopod. I feel like getting bit by a rabid dianoga makes him suspicious of squid

Loooool

lmao

eating frog legs as revenge for oggdo

You think that boy wouldn’t have tried cooking a piece of oggdo??

That fucking frog tried to killl me I’m sure as hell trying to eat it’s ass

Jfjdkdjckkfkdj LMAO

who’s dinner now, bitch

Exactly! It probably tastes AWFUL but it’s the point of it

I've read this like five times now but it is still making me chuckle

jirotaka: I’m choosing to picture this as Soundwave reviewing the security footage and getting a little chuckle and then going to rewind it again

🤣🤣 he does enjoy watching the humans/human-like organics suffer

i'd love to see his organics doing weird shit compilation tbh

lmao crying at him spitefully eating oggdo

I can see that about Bracca. Seemed like a pretty shitty place, lol

They couldn't even get good tools, no way they'd get good food

If a work place doesn't give a crap about the tools used, it definitely barely gives a crap about it's workers