THAT'S RIGHT, THE SEVENTH UMBRAL CALAMITY HAS BEEN THWARTED BY THE TERRIBLE MARCH OF TIME FROM ONE MONTH TO THE NEXT

AND NOW DREAD CORGHAMUT MUST BE REPLACED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE ONLY HOLIDAY ALLOWED TO EXIST IN THE MONTH OF JULY

YES, I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE PAT-

PARAMETERS ACCEPTED. MINUS 720.172 HOURS.

INITIATING STARTUP SEQUENCE. COUNTERTIME STABILIZERS DEPLOYED.

COMMENCING PRIDE MONTH 2.