Stephanivien: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Sydney Carton: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Sydney Carton: waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro

Kain Highwind: slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

Gabranth, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Nie Mingjue: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

how. how does it know

Liu Qingge: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

/cackles wildly

Merry: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Ossë: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Gabranth, texting Larsa: Text me when you’re home safely.
Larsa: I’m home dangerously.
Gabranth: Stop it.
Larsa: I’m home lethally.

ig the smol is in a Mood

Gabranth: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Larsa:
Larsa: I like you.

Larsa: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Gabranth: Only if you also don't ask why.
Gabranth: pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag
Larsa: ...
Larsa, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

These are so good kiki damn

Larsa, definitely not over gabs dying for him, it appears