If you go with pure 'canon' aka, what's actually written in the gospels, he doesn't seem to have any sexual attraction to anyone.

Loves everyone! But not like that.

Yes, you can get into 'he was tempted in every way we are', but still.

(Paul was hardcore ace, fite me)

Paul was the unfortunate combination of misogynistic ace dude

Perhaps not surprisingly, no one in theological circles really likes to make the connection between asexuality and voluntary celibacy

True.

Huh. Interesting take