He fell over!

I came to help

Oh no! Not TOUCHING THE FEETS

He got up and zoomed into his crate

Where he is currently hiding

Safe from assistance

Why are dogs/cats like this? 🤣🤣🤣

"I trust you with 95% but NOT THE FEETS"

It's over an hour later and he's still in there! This ridiculous beast.

Yeah he won't come get his dinner bc he's decided it's a Vile Plot to touch his toes

OK he came out to get his dinner

The toes have been fixed. With high pitched screaming and throwing himself around like a beast about to be killed but hey!

Miss Eliza came to me in the window seat to watch the rabbits grazing on the lawn and assure me SHE would NEVER act that way

Me: yeah you just throw extensive tantrums when I am taking care of Mikey

Eliza: that's different

CREATURE DRAMA

Ghost was mad at Müther for TWO WHOLE DAYS because there was something stuck to the fur on his peets and I dared try to help him with it

Cruel and UNCARING clearly!!! Time to SHUN says Ghost