Tip 1. Lock yourself out of your car far away from your spare key.

I'm in the wrong line of business, being a locksmith is where it's at. They know how to make their money.

Fortunately, I have roadside assistance on my insurance. Some people overlook adding roadside to their insurance, but if you get stuck in a ditch, run out of gas, or leave your keys in your car because you have a brain that's half squirrel and half goldfish it's worth it.

Tip 2. Set me loose in Furneaux Creek Village Korean Shopping Center. There's way too much access to food and more importantly Kinokuniya.

Also, the British emporium, easily blow my hard earned money in these two places.

Fortunately, I have the disposition of a great grandma and I'm too tired/lazy to haul my ass an hour away from home more than twice a year. I know, I'm boring, but I have cats!

Tip 3. Give me access to the internet. What I'm too lazy to drive to I'm not too lazy to hunt for online, this is the danger zone.

The only remedy for this is self-awareness, I know that shopping gives me the dopamine rush my ADHD brain craves. Normally I have to set a long term treat for myself to stop myself from spending money so I can save up for other, better shit.

I hope everything is okay after Tip 1!

It's just time consuming, the dude who was coming out to help me said yeah I'll be there in 20 minutes. Then he calls and he's got like 2 other customers he picked up along the way. How many people are getting locked out of shit? So it took longer, I was so close to just saying fuck it, I'll call an uber and just get my key.

Don't tell me 20 minutes and then pick up other jobs on the way here.

Note to self: look into becoming a locksmith.

Right?