Listen, bank. I just want my balance.

I want to get in to the site so I can change my phone number because the previous one is dead.

I literally cannot sign on to online banking right now because I got a new phone number.

On one hand, I get it. On the other hand, leave me the eff alone, and just let me use passwords. Don't force me into this BS.

Let me opt out. For the love of everything. Just let me opt out.