Please murder his efforts to pretend he's harmless for good.

Make him summon the Voice of God or Odin All-father or gods forbid the dick chariot on some person who has made a terrible mistake in messing with him.

Please stop Cloud from revenge killing

It's okay, Cloud, there are lots of fates worse than death.

.... right. He's supposed to be doing that stuff less readily. Because graduation.
They'll figure something out, Cloud.

lmao sob

There's always the dick chariot. Nothing causes regrets like having to deal with that.

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Cloud staring at it

just

why,,,

.......... dick chariot

Dick chariot!\

Literally...... dick chariot

The most blatantly NSFW Persona

Cloud: Why do you have a giant, talking penis on wheels...

Cloud: ......... why are there tentacles

oh my god

It's so much

will this be why he asks safer sephiroth if he has tentacles

Yes

".... does this form have something like Akira's.......... penis on wheels?"

Look, he didn't design it, he just lets it live rent free in his head, literally.

don't worry cloud lets sephiroth's penis live rent free in his head too

And the giant talking penis on wheels is strong and has good skills. Shame is a luxury for people that don't have to fight for their life regularly.

Cloud regularly fights for his life in canon and still manages having shame

cloud considers his own life shame though

Begs the question of what Cloud would do if presented with a really powerful sword that happens to look like a dick

I read that as "a really powerful sword that happens to be a dick" and almost said "isn't that just sephiroth"

Not really the same thing though since his sword is always there and he has to wear it on his back

A Persona only appears for a split second, for a spell

True
But still