I wouldn't know but it's nice to see you!!

Hello! Welcome back from the fearsome wilds of Twitter

we just chillin.

hey darling!

yeah, just chilling

I had some fun medical shenanigans but I'm over it now

TLV decided to allow OCs

welcome back, how's the eminem book going

Yoo<

dorohedoro: to be honest with you I am in a group chat with a bunch of women and queer people discussing Eminem's ass in the Higher video

i have never seen this video; i hope it's a good ass

i cannot justify it as research material

if you'd have told me in 2002 that the funny guy leaping around in a superhero costume would, by age 48, basically have transformed himself into Hideo Kojima character, I would have laughed at them

there's some debate over whether this is just the plastic ass thing he wore in the video for The Real Slim Shady or if he got a BBL

well that's a slice of cake all right.

that can't be his natural size ....

he did mention somewhere that he has an insane squats routine but even so this does not look real

Amazing.

that's like tom cruise ass levels of "i feel myself about to invent a conspiracy theory trying to explain how a man this white can have an ass this chunked"

there is probably 1000s of eugenicists for whom that animated gif would be the holy grail of their research who fortunately died before anyone invented a computer

"white people, how about we get Eminem and you can have Kanye" Black Twitter know deep down they got what they want

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