These are my homies

9, 20, 26, 27, 28 YOU KNOW WHO

9. John. Dorian is sassy, but John goes for the jugular in a way that makes Dorian weak in the knees to be honest, His beautiful boy s so scathing and he enjoys it (when it's not directed at him lol).

20. Dorian's MoH would likely be Maevaris and BM would Chas of course!

26. John would get lost in a crowd. He's so understated and it's his thing, Dorian is the center of attention whether he wants to be or not. So if John were to get lost, I suspect Dorian would either yell Amatus or...Duckie.

27. So many things. Devotion, mutual respect, valuing each other, lust, intimacy, having each other's back, common interests. It's love and a lot of things.

28. I'd say John is probably crazier when drunk and Dorian's probably sexier when drunk. Like really drunk, not functionally drunk.

Because they bleed alcohol.