100/10 recommend taking a hot bath while enjoying filthy danmei... I haven't stopped cracking up at 40yo virgin discovers pigeon express grindr in ancient China 😂😂 he got DICK PICS!!! He's sex friends with a general but OBVIOUSLY that's not happening so when can he see his dick pics again pls!! 
choosing between your fuckbuddy and your pornography...
mickmooks: his priorities are so correct
slumberish: every time he prioritizes his porn collection over this crazy man I am like GOOD BOY
