Conquering and colonizing is okay becaus, while the victors are shitty so are the losers.

There is no real need to protect your computer from electrical surges because when the solar flare comes all tech will be dead anyway.

(special note, he is responsible for the office's computer hardware)

Covid isnt a big deal and weve basically all had it, but if you do have long covid he knows some detox teas that can help with brain fog.

I will also note, it is TUESDAY

Wooow. Sounds like a blast.

I would suggest that blast be one of him into the sun.

the man has always had a little closet office to himself as long as I've been alive (this is a family company and he's my uncle) and I'm pretty sure it's because he's a goddamned weirdo and no one wants to deal with him

like, back when my grandpa, the company founder, still worked at the company, he had a desk out with all the other computer nerds

so did both my parents

but that uncle was always stuck off by himself

My God, we made it through a whole pleasant morning conversation about coffee and the weather without any conspiracy nonsense.