I'm trying to figure out where I left all my mental spoons for some tagging, but while I'm at it hey, everyone deserves a laugh

WHEEZE Artanis gets on his nerves more than anyone but Nolofinwë (complimentary)

I'm saying there's a non-zero chance that this ends in Maedhros usurping both his father and his uncle. I mean. Yes.

feanor’s like ‘…do you wanna build a catapult with me; to launch explosives at angband’ and fingolfin is like ‘YES’ laughcrying

i was just about to highlight that line

I need this AU very badly

it's the most finwean thing of all: a barely sublimated desire to fistfight god and/or satan in the parking lot of a shit diner

both. at once.

a terrible idea. but well, we never did say anything about succeeding

Artanis: more annoying than Nolofinwe (complimentary) lol

rhapsodyrumor: that is an achievement

The best part is I feel like Artanis would genuinely think so

oh absolutely

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

(but im also slightly terrified by idea of Fëanor putting real effort by sheer power of spite into liking his brothers)

bitweaver: Morgoth's worst nightmare, tbh, all three of Finwe's sons united

oh yesss... true power of the Firstborn

the Terror Trio

(and their sisters, the Smart One, and the One Who Thinks This Is Hilarious Actually)

(yess)