return only slightly having been delayed by one big damn scare last night that was, as it turns out, perfectly fine

oh man scares

I'm glad you're okay but hngh D:

anyway tell me what I've missed, tell me what's happened

no scares allowed

pogonophile unprotagonist eolasemah

Ellie jumped in to help Kostos and Matthias scoop up Fiona, they arrived and the motion did NOT pass, so allg there

thankfully astarion already knew about mobius being a templar, just now a lot of other people know whoops

Both Ellie and Jude had a good react to the Templar reveal, though Ellie was pissed at him

she is also allowed to punch him if she wants

open punching season

Abby found out that Ellie draws her, proceeded to confront her about it, it went well??

barrow like I told you dog

not yet but you're not off the hook

he also is in cumberland doing templary things and grumping about it

benedict is doing bene things

I have also been dead

sylvie's gone, alexandrie is Away, mobi and loki hooked up and are still hooking up casually

Ellie did a vandalism with Matthias, Jude went on a mission and brought back a baby god (Clarisse, she's great, everyone should meet her) and Ellie started a band with Byerly, Tony and Bastien

... and Ellie kissed Derrica

Viktor just got here, currently talking to tonyspark to see if he sucks or not, is both surprised and annoyed that these people haven't built a single lift in all this time

i want him to build an electric guitar. he is not aware of this.

listen viktor its not our fault that we have to do plots to get lifts

i brought it up and still parsed that as lifts for shoes

im not allowing tony to have those either

also welcome back let me slapfight a vampire again sometime

no lifts for tony not ever.
I once saw an mcu tony that described him as being 6 or 6'1 and I'm like what movies did you watch my friend

barklol

ellie actually went up to abby in front of everybody in the gallows and said "you were right and i was wrong" and then fell at her feet

it was wiiiild

hahaha 6'1. bless.

lmfao

unprotagonist oh fuck yeah nice re: Circle stuff since I was really curious to know how that actually shook out

but AYYY NICE JOB ON THAT SMOOCH— wait a baby, Jude, what

blisters: guffaws

Shadowesque ....oh god, what happened, did he just start confessing or did it come out in the figurative wash

A demigod

(also fuck yes good job on also hittin it with Loki, it's the summer of love out here now I'm convinced, and I'm so for it)

who said anything about love!! that's not a word on the table! it's just casual sex with the saddest guy around nbd

also uhhhh a mage from his old circle was there at the conclave and addressed him by and instead of playing dumb about it he responded to that, just, y'know, out in the open. whoops.

*addressed him by rank

unprotagonist me laughing at 'I also go to college in Arizona'

A+ baby retrieval and better than what I was assuming

Shadowesque mmmmhmMm definitely not love I'm sure there's no feelings whatsoever involved in this very somber point in time

eolasemah woah woah woah hang on Barrow is doing Templar stuff too??

never thought I'd see the day

marcus interviewed/is interviewing everyone known to have strong chantry ties so basically mostly all the templars current and former and also the lady seeker. this has turned out...various results.

abyssal welcome to Thedas, Viktor

home of 80000 stairs (except for like, darktown ig)

specifically designed to cause you personal pain, sir

(also lmfao pls build an electric guitar, I will actually die laughing)

withpanache I will give you exactly 800 vampire slapfights but I'm wheezing at someone thinking Tony is even close to 6' anything

that's like saying Jamaica is next to the North Pole

the fact that hes a pocket superhero is deeply important to me

it is more chaotic for him to be 5'7"

short disasters are extremely important for the superhero ecosystem, ok

moves to darktown, ah just like home

except worse.

damn right

blisters wait WHAT

even standing on a raised platform he still couldn't actually quite see eye to eye with strange

yeah she like. cried and kissed abby's biceps in penitence

and then everybody clapped

gdi

busts into this plurk

withpanache: he's just BARELY taller than Ellie and this brings me a specific joy

blisters:

gwen has a boat now

hehehe

nah all abby's done was help dickerson bring ellis back from the dead w blood magic

nbd!!!

welcome back

bretons LMFAO gdi chokes actively

circuitry ty!! good 2 live again

keanuleaves Gwen like

blisters I

QUE??? ??

it is a fully decked out luxury vessel INSIDE, she happens to like the way it looks and you're all scrubs

pffft whatever, would a scrub live in Hightown Astarion asks, covered in dust and plaster

like its 90% scrubs yes

hey hightown is full of respectable residents -wysteria lastname, from her haunted mansion

all this socializing work up in hightown has made gwen SO READY to not live there

me: excuse me, since when was Hightown full of ghosts and monst-
me, having just played more DAII last week: oh right yeah no, it is a hot fucking mess isn't it

ye olde zillow would have a goddamn time

yeah i'm not fucking w u this time that actually happened. ellis is fine but he did kick it for like 15 minutes

he definitely did it was rad

he got better

jfc

big thanks to Astarion for having a posh voice so frustrating him is a palliative act

even when it's accidental

correct

that's him, always giving and exceptionally selfless

local bat utterly unlikable in all ways, no one is shocked

sounds about right

92% holy shit

92% LMAO

real lol

attaboy

(hilariously these scores tank if he actually likes you, but that's a selective choice on his part; gotta earn that defanged nature, it's not 4 free)

must meet a threshold for how much he likes you in order to NOT be a rabid sewer rat

^^^^

(also I took the quiz for myself for kicks and I barely exist which tbh feels right)

big shrug energy

I think that the sweetest people play the worst characters to be fair

all that rage and fucked up ness that lives deep in our hearts has to go some where

correct