Q: 神燈精靈(genie)和大學教授(academic)的差別是？
A: 一個給予(grant)人願望(wish)，另一個許願(wish)可以拿到研究補助金(grant)。

現役研究生覺得這真是ㄎㄅ中肯

在你水管上漫遊時你水管推了這片來撞我，撿到一堆冷笑話，但有幾個我覺得很棒www【 Just Chatting 】 Tournament of Dadly Kings #holoTEM...

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
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Q: 為何牛有蹄無腳？
A: 因為牠們沒有腳趾。
(lactose拉長音念起來近似『沒有腳趾』lack toes)

雙關語/諧音哏：pun/paronomasia/double entendre
好啦我就是喜歡這味啦

順帶一提，pun = a humorous way of using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested = a play on words

Did you know Shakespeare wrote a whole performance about puns? It was a play on words.
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play on words 玩文字遊戲/文字的戲劇
這種雙關真的是...我功力不足翻不出笑果QQ