you are the idiot who chose to be there. Don't blame Des Moines!

naww aaww des moines wont let me leave! lol

but you chose to be there in the first place!

kinda not it was suposed to olny be 1 night that turned into a month&1/2 cuz every time we'd leave something went wrong

okay. but you chose to go there for that 1 night.

lol yep i did lol

okay then.

so it is all your fault.

lol ok