I don't have time to play it all in one go today but: it is hilarious that the Dark Mirror got a new job so now Vil has to use Siri to find out if he's the fairest of them all
Alexa, tell me I'm pretty
also I bought the Scarabia private bedroom because I live here now
now excuse me while I gently touch this corsage
Touch it. For science and art
oh goodie, a twistune where they're actually dancing. Truly, who needs idol gacha when we have this.
lmFAO Ace losing his entire shit over the concept of Vocaloid
I'm going to be real disappointed in TWST if they don't put out the Ortholoid
I love that Idia is one of Us
(speaking of which though Jamil is my Bestie too now!! yaaasss)
Jamil improved his fairy gala dancing by playing Idol Games with Idia so he is seconds away from becoming one of Us too
Cater highkey one of Us as well, even though he hates me
Cater blocked me on magicam for posting something like 'if miku's your favorite vocal synth, ya basic'
OMG ACTUAL SINGING CLIPS?! I am so relieved I didn't play this chapter with low volume on the bus
The singing clips are so good
Ortholoid must do battle against Miku!
Ortholoid for Project Sekai
LMAO Pomefiore are just aggro huh
VIL WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR DORM LINED UP WITH FIGHTS?? ARE YOU RUNNING A POKEMON GYM???
I see. when you qualify for Night Raven Idol, it means Pomefiore can hunt you for sport
... HONESTLY the Pokemon Gym parallel works well here
its exactly what that felt like
Ya when I played through I was like.
?????!
I'M GLAD THIS WAS UNIVERSAL
woohoo, finally got Kalim's zero ray to lvl 10!
and he's at max buddy level with Jamil too. they are now ready to rip ass
i'm listening to the auditions again and Cater got robbed
He sang way better than Epel
then again Ace and Deuce literally got in despite being the worst so oh well lol
everyone else I understand why they didn't make it. As awesome as Ortholoid is
HOLY HELL the level 10 Zero Ray looks different
you didn't get the Beamspam Rapture ending in Akudamax but Kalim is now the closest thing to it
Kalim: Anyway, I just started blasting
Damn. I got enough gems together for a Rook roll and that was the coldest roll I've ever had LOL only got one Lab Rook, usually I get at least a couple cards of the featured guy
Rook is too busy hunting other game to come home
Turnabout is fair play, I suppose [clenches fist]
I'm guessing that's going to be it for him though, unless I make a lot of gems during the second half of the chapter lol He aint gettin Kalim's keys
however if I had to get only one SSR Rook I am glad it was lab, for the double flora
i need flora so bad, water exam kicks my ass cause most of my good cards with flora are half fire
same i need to train up more doubles too for that matter uAu I have leona at least which helps but,,,,he is but one fello
what I especially like about Lab Rook is he pairs with Leona and Jamil. Good for me because they're who I have to use in water exam anyway (robes Jamil is flora/water which is at least not flora/fire)
I think Lab Lilia is the only double I got which I haven't trained up yet ... hasn't been strictly necessary since Lab Idia is double water too
then again Riddle and Leona aren't exactly finished either
I pretty much got their duo magics then left em alone
spell leveling is a pain in the ass
DAMN! Kalim did not come home, he RAN HOME
boy can't wait to party. super IC
also I haven't reacted to Ch5 all that much in the grand scheme of things so let me just send this to Vil
I'm very tempted to make a Vil account just so this can be my username (this phrase is a top meme in 15 Strangers)
I don't ... THINK I actually want to play him though. I guess we'll see how the rest of the chapter is lol
me, stanning babymetal and also a bunch of 14 year old metalheads on some reality TV talent contest: sore wa chigau
I used to watch like every shitty singing contest on TV hahaha
I also watched the one where people were competing to be the Danny and Sandy in a production of Grease
I got all of my exam / alchemy token keys in order since it's July now to finally fill the Standard SSR Boost and!
Jamil came home! of course he did lol
Jamil: Merciful sands, would you PLEASE stop adding to my workload
he said don't summon me I'm busy lol
I think Epel and Deuce should smooch
The ship name seems to be called Apple Juice, fyi =P
Ch5 is kind of the weakest one for me so far, but I do appreciate that its twistunes are like. Actually decent music for once
MALLEUS GOT AN INVITATION!!! GOOD FORH IM
this is the best day of Hornton's life
OK well I told myself that after I did this month's gimme SSR, it would be time once more to Do The Friend Science
HATER: (7-9)
Azul
Cater
ACQUAINTANCE: (10-13)
Malleus
Silver
Trey
Leona
Riddle
Deuce
Ortho
Epel
Sebek
Ace
Jack
Lilia
FRIEND: (14-16)
Vil
Jade
Idia
Rook
Ruggie
Floyd
GOOD FRIEND: This is where they would go if someone else was even close to being on Scarabia Dorm's level....
CLOSE FRIEND:
Kalim (25)
BEST FRIEND:
Jamil (31)
I'd say that Scarabia are kind of cheating from being in so many events lately but. They also got a lot of their other cards maxed so vOv
They do earn it especially with recent Jamil lol He didn't need to show up to be da best but I'm glad he's got a sense of dramatic timing
also these lists are in descending order (so, Cater still hates me more than Azul does, Vil has pulled ahead of Jade, etc)
he is so lovely
his gala look surprised me on a key pull on the last day of the event and with my only key so -highfives...in jamil love-
oh yeah gala jamil is gorgeous too
I think I will include corpse bride under the umbrella of general blabber since ch isn't done yet. and I just
ortho is so good guys
I forgot to yell about everyone wanting to leave Idia for dead so here: YOU DICKS....
With that said, I will be trying to get him of course lol
most I got out of my first ten try was two SR Treys. I'm stuck with grape boy over here
second try, got Lab Riddle and Lab Epel who were both new
third try I got nothin but perfumes. womp womp... don't have enough to try another tenner so darn
is Ortho messing with me or is his robe actually shrimp colors lmaooo
I had another ten pull miss tho I got a new Vil and Azul
oh, this is the case for lots of animals actually
birds....platypuses...it's neat!
I put Suitor Suit Lilia on my home screen. First time I've really listened to Lilia dialogue. His Japanese old man-isms are killing me
this bitch just called me onushi
who do you think you are, Gash Bell?!
i just love everything about the casting of lilia tbh,
nothing sells your old man teen energy harder than picking hikaru midorikawa while your remaining cast is what it is hjngknlvhnfd
since he's such a veteran seiyuu you mean? LOL
that's just A+ casting and no one can tell me otherwise
yeah that is pretty funny if you put it that way. Not that Midorikawa hasn't still been in a lot of other recent stuff
it's about that resume length u0u
most of the VAs in TWST are comparatively a lot more new so it carries the gag haha
Yeah lmao makes sense, they knew what they were doing there
I got some paid gems for this roll, and I tell you how much I cracked the fuck up when SSR Jamil showed up again. I thought I was getting Scarabia blocked again. Then Idia snuck in quietly
I had my copium all prepared. Like "It's okay. Idia's REAL friends wouldn't want to see him miserab- (@ idia has entered the mirror) NEVER MIND HOOHOO"
PS I love him
outfit swap time with my Yuu standin OC
by the way sorry for not putting up my Idia for borrowsies, I had a choice between getting him to a half decent level and getting Jamil to level 69, and I made the correct choice
I figure by this point my friends all have at least one person to borrow him from anyway
i finally finished the grind...the freeboys have all had their fill for spells...
i rest now...
I doubt I'm gonna get everyone done tbh LOL
my goal is one spell per boi. Although I did complete Riddle
but I keep running out of Thaumarks LOL
pats....
honestly the important thing is just
having the bowties ready
because you'll still -have 'm- after the event ends
i know this because i forgot about maint timing for the gala and : ' ]
they taunt me, the event currencies
yeah its just a little harder to make sure you have the right amount if you can't update them one at a time
fortunately I just got the last Lilia uncap so I can just buy thaumark with rings
if you want there's a page I was using the whole time to do the math that I can send
HMM.... I still don't think I'll be able to get enough for all spells but you could lol
for now I have met my goal of one spell max unlocked per dude
Lilia is at max flora and 7 water now that I have run out of bouquets... hmmm....
read the first chapter of Idia's vignette. Love how he just throws out the names of the three guys at school he thinks are hottest (don't love how down he is about his own looks but such is an Idia)
I am genuinely upset he didn't ask him to game marry him LOL
(have only read part 1 maybe there's still time)
I married one of my friends in Ragnarok Online once. the couple benefits for that game were so cute
now I'm in the chapter proper. Loving the club tours! It's also very funny that people are automatically assuming Jade's club activities are like, burying a corpse in the woods
I SEE THE LALAFELL HAVE ARRIVED
"purrowl"..... Chenya talks like Nepeta lmfao
totally bet these translators are homestucks
I cant believe Neige is sweeping us with fuckin. Baby Shark. I'd be mad too, Vil
the audience member said the song just keeps looping around the chorus so
or possibly the song that never ends
Did they actually cut the whole song... I heard they cut that part pretty badly in EN
Wait, were we supposed to actually hear Neige's song?
Yeah there’s a whole song and twistune
That apparently just got straight up cut out of EN
It’s based on the 7 Dwarves’ Heigh-Ho
Ahh. Huh. I wonder if there was some legal mess with that
Well, do keep in mind that I haven't finished the chapter. This was Neige's audition. But if Avie's surprised then maybe it did get cut
*not audition but you know. the shit with the interviewer
anyway I guess it being Heigh Ho makes. A lot of sense lmfao
ya I don’t think it was shown in audition but it should be part of the competition proper so keep an eye out
scuse me I am witnessing an attempted murder and I will get back to you soon
but yes I was talkin about 59
I checked jp and unfortunately that is in fact the chapter where the song/twistune was cut
Thumbs up for attempted murder tho
Deuce what are you charging up?? Are you going to trap the poison mist emitting from Vil by putting him under an enormous cauldron?
put him under a cup like a little bug
Jack and Vil being childhood friends was unexpected,
Deuce didn't answer what he was planning to do before he Double Downed so I am just going to assume that Giant Cauldron Bug Vil was the plan
Malleus is so good, oh my god
he just waltzes up. and when people are like wtf. he's like WHAT. I HAVE AN INVITATION
Jack and Vil are fun but kind of out of nowhere if you haven’t seen some of their cards laughs
You get mention of them knowing each other in Ceremonial Robes iirc
that makes sense since I only just got Vil's ceremonial robes in one of my flopped Idia rolls
He has an invitation! Leave him alone!!
I'm glad Chapter 69 is called A Moment of Relaxation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Guess that means they're doing it right
Yuu: Quit dragging it out for tension and get on with it!
Game: TO BE CONTINUED...
Rook you voted for RSA didn't you.
fan #2... this is so goofy
but mostly the first one lmfao
I'm still so entertained that he tried to poison him
like flat out, no gimmicks
some things never have to change for the times
laughs as I spend my single key we just got gifted on Leona and I get lab rook again
last night I had a dream Vil was my new manager and I was so distracted by him I got locked out of the timeclock because I put in his password instead of mine. Three times without realizing because I'd stolen a glance at his stuff and immediately memorized all of it lol
then I panicked so hard I woke up
whaaaat... does this mean Favorite Boy wishes you a happy birthday? In his dorm?
oh myyy
I'm setting it to my real birthday so I'm gonna have to wait a while....
You’ll also get a 10-key
Nice!! Lol so far away.... My birthday's in April
I should have said it was in March, that's the only month that doesn't have two characters on it
Mine is in March, so I'm with you there. Long time to wait
Lmfao you have the same birth month as your puppy
I do. I'm the 7th; he's the 17th lol
actually if I used the OC I headcanon as Yuu in this game, they would be March....ish (Leap Year baby)
OH NO I forgot to do my battles for the pomefiore training before wish came out.... Goodbye gems that I earned.... That felt so much shorter than Scarabia training wth
I hadn't even gotten started on Epel yet
Well I got Vil's gems. But not Rook's lol
Hope this star event is fun to make up for it!
Hmm.... the wish gathering seems a bit troublesome to me LOL But on the other hand, it is fun
it is more content. presumably
I had been taking lessons with Ortho before I really knew what it was for, but just because they had the little "EVENT" sticker on them, so I figured it would be a good thing to do
So now I already have all of his
Riddle's as well, cause boy, Trey is overworking this event LOL
I guess the limited cards for Idia and Trey haven’t unlocked yet? I don’t see them anywhere.
thought you just have to do the event
Maybe it’s time-locked too. I already acquired 1000 horoscopes.
Oh yeah, I think they will prob give when a part 2 is unlocked if past events are any indication.
MALLEUS'S LONELY TAMAGOTCHI 😭
malleus and idia are the best
I blew all my keys on Ortho and he didn't come home, boohoo
Vocaloids leavin me destitute whether it's earth or twisted wonderland smh
puts on my clown makeup cause Octavinelle showcase is coming and I aint got any keys
aww crap, I forgot to grind for the rest of Wishing twistune too cause Cheritz' new game The Ssum just came out a few days ago lol But I probably got enough of the charm thingies to finish Idia at least. Oh well
the new update has me sweating cause it's like
"The loading screen might look frozen, don't close the game though"
me squinting at it loading forever and thinking no actually it really is frozen and close the game
Like how would you know!!!
if it always takes too long to load I wonder if I'll be able to play this game anymore.
It already takes a good five minutes or so just to boot up the game
I've def been fearing that eventually it won't work lol
Did a single pull on the off chance I can get culinary Jade
UNCAP FLOYD'S SSR INSTEAD????? OKAY
I make a roll trying to get camp Ruggie
Randomly get SSR Epel??? interesting LOL
and I got two of the Floyds so I am v. happy
Now I'm doing the story. I guess Epel is on the spelldrive team so him showing up here isn't that surprising after all LOL he is asserting his manliness
I can’t wait for the next chapter too
Lord saaaaame! When do we get it!!
lmfao my boy
there's not really a bad option tbh
everyone is a winner (except Yuu I guess lmao)
I am continually moved by Scarabian hospitality .... Jamil came home immediately this time
happy birthday bestie !!!
(the hospitality is THEY THREW HIM A SURPRISE PARTY)
(I MEAN ITS SCARABIA SO THIS ISN'T A SURPRISE FOR THERE TO BE A PARTY)
(BUT HE WAS SOMEHOW SURPRISED ANYWAY???)
Jamil any time people pay attention to him
this is just going off the blurb he says when you roll him though lol
I also realized earlier that the only SSRs I have doubles of right now are the basketball club
will this change after I redeem the 500 gem random SSR roll?! (I hope it doesn't I want new cards lol)
it'd be funny if I got Jamil again though
Will he finally stop being my hater...
I actually wanted him for some reason. What was it again....
maybe just cuz he supports dorm Kalim?
oh, Ace also supports Kalim and Cater. Maybe I wanted to put all three of them on a team lol
Actually, Cater's duo has to be Trey lol Why would Riddle get Azul otherwise
... I cant believe Jamil STILL wound up setting up his own party
whoa they removed a LOT of context from this translation
Question: What would be the first thing you teach a parrot to say
Jamil, smiling evilly: GOSHUJIN-SAMA
The translators: ... "Hello"
Translators. I know Jamil is being cringe, but let him be free
hgfjdkjghfdkgh yeah that's uh
- finally get Sebek unlocked, get ready to groovy him
- only have honey up to level 29. decide screw it, maybe he'll put in some effort
- he excellents himself all the way to level 42 and screams DID YOU WITNESS MY GROWTH!!?!!
I sure fuckin did my guy
lilia wipes a proud tear from one eye
yes, we are all very proud of him
Acknowledge the shout puppy croc!
tbh this is the first time I've tried to level one of his cards but I just got an achievement for getting my fifth Sebek so I figured I do need to acknowledge him at this point LOL also he looks really cute in the camping gear
as on-brand for him, he seeks ur approval and attention.
as for me i return to predictably simping for lilia
god it's so treacherous that halloween is coming
after I blew all my gems on Ruggie and he didnt' come home >:T But at least I got Floyd all the way uncapped
did a polite single roll for Ace bday and used Ace's keys on Jade and Lilia, just got a couple Lilias. Well I tried lol
I wonder if I'd be able to get enough gems to do one ten pull per section. Probably not. Pirate Jack is my favorite of the costumes so I'll save for that one if anything
thread on the translation changes to Jamil like the one I pointed out earlier
I love how the second part of the Halloween event is just.... half of the students in each dorm preventing the other half from murdering tourists
eyes this
I am not sure this is worth making a new plurk for but if I did it would be later bc midnight lol
Thank you this seems legit LOL
How about me? XD I swiped the pic for my Plurk too.
karmacitadel I give you B4&? !!! I'm ignoring that Savanaclaw are jocks and focusing on how in Ryslig you were furry even for Ryslig LOL
Plus I think they'd like your humor
XD I’d never thought of myself as furry! But I do enjoy monsters.
Pick me
why am i diasomnia is it bc of lilia
you're not wrong tho
There was a bit of Lilia bias... I thought about putting you in Ignihyde for a hot second but I actually think you would scare most Ignihydes LOL So I put you in the scarier goth house
It's The Depression(tm)
can't believe i scare my son ortho tho ortho pls...........ortho.......
Ortho is not technically an Ignihyde student, he shares with Idia like Grim and Yuu, which is why he is an outlier that should not be counted
my son ortho still loves me even if idia is a weenie
Idia and also most faceless ignihyde mooks LOL I take mook personalities into account
I’m not as techy as the Ignihyde students but I def share their introversion and nerdiness.
admittedly have not seen too many Diasomnia mooks but I assume they are like "hoho, we are scary fae cult, leave us alone" [never leaves Diasomnia except for classes, making them a lot like Ignihyde]
so basically they are also introvert nerds but with more evil posturing
then again that kind of describes like 90% of this school anyway
I’d also gladly go to Diasomnia but I’d probably end up fighting Sebek because god the shouting and arrogance would get my ire up.
I’d also probably fall asleep on Silver because nap buddy.
lilia distracts me
listening to lilia
sacrificing all my mortal possessions for lilia
pensiveclown
this is a contrast with my GF who saw azul and immediately decided 'ah yes. my type'
which
yeah
I'm not even sure my personality matches Scarabia, I just. I LIVE there. They dragged me over???? (I was completely ambivalent on which characters I liked the best so I picked my faves based on who actually comes home to me the most.
AND JAMIL IS OBSESSED WITH ME)
jamil begs for help he's so alone here.
I’d haaaaate the heat there.
Kalim is also obsessed with me but not until I put in a lot of effort to get his SSR because he goes with my Jamils. And then suddenly I was drowning in Kalims
I'm used to heat, I lived in San Diego with no air conditioning
tswl kinassigns you iago the parrot (ASMR)
I wouldn’t want to be a mer only because with my luck I’d be a blobfish.
I get to eat really nice food and I get to be rich with zero effort compared to getting rich in Octavinelle because Kalim just gives stuff away
for me the only downside is that I have to dress like I was nine and went as Cleopatra for Halloween
(What I'm saying is that this is a true story and it had one of those stupid snake bangles they wear)
if you were not in my chapter 4 plurk
I'M A WATER SNOB. I WAS HYPE FOR THE KALIM WATER
I do not dream of labor so goodbye Octavinelle (though me and tweels are also besties, they're like just behind Jamil and Kalim in terms of Boys Coming Home)
Maybe I should do a science again soon. Azul was my hater last time LOL
and maybe Cater doesn't hate me anymore now that I have his SSR
I feel like if Jamil asked me for help it would just be like
I'm the one who takes care of it when there's a spider
I would want to hug Kalim all the time, what a sweet boy.
Kalim is adorable but I'm not an extrovert so realistically I think he would get exhausting so fast LOL I get two tasks deal with spide and be person who asks for chill days first so Jamil can back me up
Yeah I would need breaks, but when I’m in a hugging mood? I doubt anybody else would put up with it.
did a ten-pull, only got pirate Jack, but that's ok, he was mainly who it was for
I don't even like Jack that much but the costume was great lol
twst popularity rankings from 2021 ... my god... Vil didn't even make it on the list. This is why he is driven to murder
Idia would be like “how am I that popular??” and hide. I’m shocked Malleus is that low too.
And I’m glad I’m not the only one who hates Sebek.
ortho doesn't rank at all
lilia ranks in the top 10
they shun my son but they love my husbando
perfectly balanced as all things should be
Vil: I wish people would stop assuming I'm only capable of playing bad guys because of my looks
Also Vil: Let's convince some instagrammers I'm a vampire in real life
god. I'm trying to finish twst halloween and my wifi is fighting me every step of the way
finally finished and got my key
though it just got me another perfume from Kalim LMAO
I do have the gems for one more ten pull....
but do I want Cater enough 8|a
Me: Aha, Jack's birthday! I can totally justify rolling for Cater with his keys because most likely I'll just get a bunch of pirate Jacks anyway!
[gets Cater and no Jacks] o. ok
but I'm blameless here, I did a single-pull on his birthday first, if he really wanted to come he would have
but also I'm not surprised my Jack luck isn't good since I make fun of him a lot LOL
he can be on my homescreen today though since I like pirate Jack a lot anyway.
ok I hate that pirate Jack is making me simp for Jack lol his lines are so cute though
should I finally forgive him for being a fake lion king
smh jade and lilia conning me out of all of my gems
this is precious Sebek stans Malleus so hard that even his voice actor is Malleus oshi
class motivations for the cast
HmmmMMMM masquerade Azul that has duo with Jamil in future events.... Tempted to start saving up now, I have wanted an Azul for so long and that would be perfff. But I probably won't manage it since I also think sitting on gems is boring /sweats
man I hate when the alchemy element you want is on a day you don't have any boy's SSRs to work on LOL I have this random Rook SR with both of its buddy levels maxed and now I have to figure out what else to do
"Des there is a Rook event on right now" No >:T I have to be stingy with my ten keys cause neither of the tweels came home and I have too many flora/water
I wish he was fire/water like the rest of my good Pomefiores
I wound up focusing on Epel a lot during that one "Just pick some guys to powerlevel" training thing since I figured I wasn't going to bother with him otherwise. But he has HEALS... I did not know that was a THING
Ortho wants to go to an escape room but Idia won't take him ;A;
it is going to take a long time for us to get it and it gives me a reason to save gems and keys lol
dabs eyes in gratitude as Rook says hearing my voice is more than enough for his birthday present, man knows I'm saving my keys and is cool about it (but I still threw some singles because love,)
when you decide to splurge for fireworks with the bae, but Trey and Leona say "you're coming with us"
can I help you, boys??????
My first TWST boy of the new year was Ruggie.... very interesting! I don't get him very often
HAHAHA holy shit this anniversary roll
So because of the tokens with this event that can buy you a SSR of your choice, I decided to forgo saving my keys and stuff to blow it all on this because I had enough to fill the gauge
I was planning to spend my tokens on Azul... but he showed up in the roll
LMAO my enemy is Malleus that's hilarious
A Science for the new year
LOVE
Jamil
BESTIE
Kalim, Idia, Floyd
CLOSE
Deuce, Lilia, Malleus, Rook, Riddle, Ace
FRIEND
Ruggie, Leona, Trey/Jade, Ortho/Sebek
ACQUAINTANCE
Vil, Epel, Cater
HATERS Jack, Silver, Azul
this was done the classic way
but here is an adjusted one for bonus points awarded from counting all perfumes I got so far in January
Jamil - 46++ Kalim - 35++ Idia - 35+
Riddle - 30++ Floyd - 29+ Lilia - 28+
Deuce - 28 Trey - 28 Jade - 28 Leona - 27+
Malleus - 27 Rook - 27 Ruggie - 27
Ace - 24+ Vil - 24+ Epel - 23+
Ortho - 23 Sebek - 23 Silver - 20
Cater - 19++ Azul - 19+ Jack - 19
+ indicates an SSR so if it has ++ then I have two of their SSRs
this is only used to break number ties when ranking them
ie Kalim > Idia though they both amounted to 35 after perfumes
THANK YOU FOR BEING BORN MALLEUS!!!! his keys got me the push I needed to collect enough tokens for the Ortho I wanted
threw all my singles at him as tribute
and he gave me a perfume for each one
(during the following tenfold summon that is. but I did three singles before)
cheap guaranteed SSR? you son of a bitch I'm in
[It's Floyd again] [his cap is now 90]
clingy eel / he got annoyed Riddle passed him when I factored perfumes in
used cheap paid solo Yolo from rest of floyd gems ... eh?! I.... did not think that would work
I've been absorbed into the furniture minigame
Riddle invited himself over and I called Floyd to appreciate my accursed clown corner, but Riddle is the one who keeps sitting there
don't forget you're here forever
or at least for 24 hours, which I did not know when I made this Riddle and Floyd in a room and now think it's incredibly funny