I'm excited to see what literally anyone else other than reviewers on review sites thinks

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me, last week: gonna have to convince myself not to make a Dr. Grant journal again
Me now: okay but what if I picked up Henry?

So, it was really good. Yes, they wanted to show off a lot of new dinos and yes, it was probably way too action packed....but everything made sense and it met up beautifully and it made my little 6 year old self sitting in the theater for the original on opening night wiggle her feet.

hey. hey what if you picked up henry

and alan perhaps

I AM SO PROUD OF MAIZY?!

I have so many fucking feels about Henry

Like I started having feels about Henry when JW came out and UGH

he's just so fucking tired and defeated and has so fucking much guilt and I'm so glad Maizy gave him a chance

ALSO WHY DO Y'ALL KEEP LETTING THE CHILD MAKE THESE WORLD CHANGING DESCIONS!?

I appreciate the number of disasters this man has escaped and he trips over the fucking sidewalk and breaks his arm

Henry plz

rip in fuck

what a good fucking decision to let his hair do that

Decision? What decision? That's the depression

Gods the number of callbacks that were just so well done

Ian, pushing 60 and still wearing skinny jeans: Turns a locust into a javelin?!!?!?

You should....probably throw a spoiler warning on this, bb.

the toplevel implies it pretty strongly and Shawna is the only one I expect here anyway lmfao

/quietly drops this here

lolol while over here quietly awaiting camp cretaceous s5 while we're at it

ian with the shirt half unbuttoned and being given a Look about it

that was fucking brilliant

goddamn Kayla is hot af though jfc

her skin: flawless, her hair: immaculate, her style: stunning

makeup: on point

okay but

the shaving cream can is magic and summons dilophosaurs if you drop it, right?

absolutely

to both of those

karma's a bitch and so is the ghost of dennis nedry