I'm sorry I haven't put up that TL .... if anything I can hit u up in your inbox when I have brain left from work omg

sdat: omg no worries bro take ur time... feel free to hit me in that inbox or run with a top level as you like!

The sketchy motorcycle man needs to meet the funny train man but I've got like no ideas for specifics lol

opens my palms please i need more diloo and train man

let funny train man see moltres

Airdra: there will be the definitely not super annoying wake-up whistle call and other assorted shenanigans like a lecture on fire safety that anyone is super welcome to cringe at!

askefise: YESSSSSSSS what if ingo comes to check up on diluc bc idk he wants to do some caveman shit in the woods and boom there's a moltres???? then they can chill and toast marshmallows

HKGDJLGD PLEASE

i am just going to reveal my degenerate hand and just switch back to calling him diloo like i usually do but: yeah, he'd realistically be testing whether or not he was hampered in any way

over a lake

because he isn't a total animal, but he's pretty close

THE DUALITY OF MEN

he will light the fire for you ingo...

THANK YOU DILOO... here is a fresh marshmallow for you

everyone: couldn't you just light it with pyro
diluc, doing it the old fashioned way: i could

KLJHGFDGHJ

ingo: this way is safer! diluc has the right idea, i say!

HE LIVED THREE YEARS IN CAVES AND WHATEVER WITH A POISON AS HIS WEAPON FAIR ENOUGH

LMAO PLEASE INGO IS SO CUTE

i realized diloo would have never tried marshmallows before... he would hate them he hates sweet things... but he will eat it anyway because he is a gentleman

GOSH WHAT A GENTLEMAN... accepting the thing he hates in the name of friendship

i can put up an opener thing for this on my silly little top-level! o/

i can't believe ingo gets to see the cuter side of diloo...

ONLY IF IT DOES NOT BURDEN YOU MY LIEGE

NOT AT ALL MY LIEGE

omg yes...... it's his power perhaps

bringing out the moe by being moe (in his weirdo way)

I do want natsuno to meet weird train man

lecture him aboug fire safety while natsuno's holding a flamethrower

sillysymphony: he would actually do this because he is That Cringe

natsuno just like "sir this is my emotional support flamethrower....."

Beautiful, Kiriya will be up late and unhappy about whistles

rainbell: YES WELL will it be your emotional support fiery inferno if you lose control of it, sir?!

ingo is the purest little weirdo...

OH NO I FIGURED IT OUT AND I AM HOWLING

ingo doesn't deserve this whole boat

protect him

joining the ranks of the "please protect" squad

it's true he really is.... put this man back on his train wtf

ALSO i lurk ambiguously in this plurk as i have no particularly concrete plans for camping and will probably be playing things by ear but!! would def like to have jade bump into ingo at some point during all this for sure

it's his emotional support fiery inferno and you can't touch it

you don't know him you don't know his life

actually it'd probably go a long way if ingo could just like...explain why this whole setup is.....like this?? jade has only ever done jrpg camping where u travel the world with your party and stop to sleep or cook on occasion ok what's with the uniforms! the cabin system??

what even is a camp counselor, why is one necessary here...so many questions

rainbell: AW THIS WOULD BE CUTE he will tell you all about the art of the camp jade

here, have a marshmallow (toasted SAFELY)

sillysymphony: indeed, he does not... which is why he will be HERE to LISTEN if you want to TALK about it young man

"do you want to talk about it?"
"i'd rather listen to you whistling for 10 hours straight"

LMFAO

not how he would probably try to whistle a tune

i just realized natsuno would probably blame the flamethrower on jade just to spare himself a talk

"i got it from this adult over there, talk to him"

LMFAO

jade why did you give this young man a weapon????

oh my god

RUDE AF

jade just staring very dubiously over ingo's shoulder at natsuno while he's like "well technically i did not give it to him exactly...."

like how does...one tactfully explain, that this particular teen actually recovered this thing from your dead body after the fact........

natsuno throwing him under the bus like this !!!!

god honestly jade would probably find it easier to finally relent like "sure it was mine originally but he seems to like having it so it's his now idk " NOT IMPROVING THE IMPRESSIONS HERE WHATSOEVER

THE CONFUSION

"this is my roommate. yeah, that's his flamethrower. and he's shady as hell. no i don't need help, why? jade's alright"

jade, with all due respect... this is much too dangerous to entrust a child with!

SORRY INGO.......IT'S STILL BETTER THAN THE TRUTH????? jade puts off these shady vibes naturally anyhow, sometimes it's better to just. embrace them, in these ways....

LMAO NATSUNO putting out these mixed messages left and right, meanwhile,

ingo just increasingly concerned at the weird af picture being painted here

jade, continuing to shrug aggressively: "well he's been very responsible with its uses so far, im sure it's fine"

(read: the responsible use was crispening a psychotic moon mage man in self-defense hey at least that part's honest?!)

CRYING

ingo's mounting concern as he finds out more about what the first excursion was and what ppl had to do

if it was a matter of life and death... he supposes that he'd probably have wanted his friends to make use of what he had on him if he died, too...

ideally no one should hurt one another at all, but... it seems that isn't as feasible as he would like

the ideal world truly is the one where no violence happens yes.......unfort the captain also thinks it would be very boring smh

bless ingo's heart tho ugh...IT MAY BE A BIT before the truth comes out bc jade would be very reluctant to kill the mood of the convo in such a way for a fact like this laughs ah

like ingo's over here putting out big committed civil servant energies over here and jade's like "man i cant go into detail on this with this guy yet can i......." not in the middle of this ridiculous camp stuff!!!

is there ever a good time to break this stuff to anybody tho jade.......

ugh bless jade honestly... not dumping it on him just like that... gentle handling of the weird train man

unfortunately jade has a losing hand by default since there is indeed no good way to say "yeah so i got killed bc we were all made to butcher each other"

ingo will feel so bad for jade... he's so sorry that he had to comr out and say it re; something that awful

jade might be shady to the max in many ways but even he is reluctant to put a damper on a weird train man's day like this gdi though yeah depending on venue of questioning/extenuating circumstances he'd be plain abt it in the end probably...eventually.....

tbh even if it isnt from him im sure ingo will find out one way or another regardless lmao, it sure was!! broadcast everywhere

AT LEAST HE DIDNT HAVE TO WATCH THE FOOTAGE for like four days like everybody on the ship while on the whole thing went down haha, ha....

but aw ingo dont feel too bad for him it's fine, he's....well ok straight up dying was very new but!! he sure is still a consummate military man that has seen/done some Not Great stuff all the same, so,

clearly the person really needing sympathy over here is ingo, who shouldn't be having to deal with this at all!!! SOMEBODY PUT THIS TRAIN MAN BACK.....

I SAW THAT THE PPL ON THE SHIP HAD TO WATCH THE FOOTAGE that was so messed up and horrible, goodness

TRAIN MAN STRUGGLING and also sympathizing bc jade isn't superhuman just bc he has military experience...!!

ingo over here trying to be the most responsible good adult!!

giving it his best!!!