since cruiseparent kindly confirmed that offline apps on his smart device will still be usable... i must now create opportunities for threads where ingo can show 8765467 photos of his sentient chandelier babygirl like ppl do with pet pictures
[ingo voice] isn't she adorable
hes doing a great job
we all know pkmn trainers would have pkmn pictures like we have cat/dog pictures
I LOVE
HIS CUTE BABY!!!!
PLEASE
TARTAGLIA PLEASE LOOK AT HIS CUTE BABIES
like the sentient pile of trash
wow look it's kaeya as a pokemon
OMG
LKSMFLKSDHSLKHDSLKHDFS
TARTAGLIA OVER HERE LIKE, plz room change
chandelure my beloved..... 
garbodor my beloved 
garbodor my beloved
ingo over here with his impeccable taste...pls show everyone all your cute babies ok ingo
ahh yes showing everyone pet pictures of his pokemon!!
ingo: this is garbodor! he eats trash, but i assure you he is nothing short of adorable!
rainbell: i think i read somewhere recently that garbodor stops being stinky when it bonds with a trainer and that's so cute?!
DSKFLJDSFLKSJFDSLKJ
what a pure soul........... i feel so bad that he's roomies with tartaglia
ingo: such a shame that i cannot introduce you to him, tartaglia!
who is a human equivalent of unbonded garbodor
tartaglia: please. turn off my fucking life support,
but less adorable and more garbage
NO DONT WORRY it's objectively funnier that he's roomies with feral fantasy russia man
SDFJ;AEWOIJFEW;LJAWE
they can bond over loving their little brothers!!!!!
I CRIED LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THE ROOM ASSIGNMENTS
i also cried laughing that diluc is so far away from chaos, but zhongli is in the middle of both childe and kaeya
diluc going to ingo to just have a moment of peace
ingo can go to diluc too.. he's ten doors away from this bullshit
well... five?
GOOD ENOUGH
GOD YEAH this is diluc and ingo's support network for when they need a quiet moment
ingo can bring little snacks because he's a polite boyo
just. the bullshit lane
everyone not in the know just like sir that is??? a light??????
EXACTLY LMAO
the "is he insane" energy off the charts
"what a.... nice.... light!" 
she has grown so much from her baby form... that of a candle!
cute little candle!
PLEASE tho he will probably find kaeya instead of diluc some days stares into the abyss
diluc is haunted by venti and kaeya
HE WILL BE VERY SYMPATHETIC TO DILUC'S PLIGHT, he's cheering you on sir and hopes that diluc can rebuild his connection with kaeya
venti and kaeya cr by osmosis
HAHAHA GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE ingo you precious boy you know not what you root for
but also diluc will appreciate his pictures...
i also apologize in advance for gestures at childe gestures at zhongli... zhongli cr for ingo too inescapable...
KJHGFDGH HE IS HERE TO BE SUPPORTIVE and listen if diluc ever wants to talk about it!!
WOW DINDIN APOLOGISING FOR CHILDE
HJGFDSFGHJ
at least childe gets the bed bc ingo will !!!INSIST!!! on taking the couch bed
omg
ingo what a pure soul
I feel so bad
sdat: LISTEN I FEEL BAD SUBJECTING POOR INGO TO THIS GESTURES AT ZHONGLI GESTURES AT CHILDE
battour: HDKGGFF INGO YOU POOR SOUL
lmao god if diluc ever does it's just so miserable im sorry the illusion he was ever a gentleman at all totally shattered LMAOOOOO
bed privileges!
KLJHGFTRDFGHJK LISTEN THIS IS WHY IT'S FUNNY TO SUBJECT HIM TO CHAOS PPL
INGO IS TOO PURE TOO GOOD HE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS (but also this is hilarious and i am happy to contribute)
upside of diluc coming clean: ingo is 100% guaranteed to be very touched by this honesty and trust being extended to him and may argue that the courage ti be truthful... is what makes one a gentleman most of all
HKFDVLGJGF INGO WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE
im sobbing
HJGFDRSFGH HES SO
he wants to support and encourage you!!! and that includes diluc!!
INGO IS SO CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT
please show off his pokemon pictures to kaeya...he will appropriately ooh and ahh
where can he get a sentient walking bag of garbage he needs one
oh shoot you reminded me octa diluc will talk about his horses and his birds... he is a horse girl and a bird boy... pet bonding
HAHA OMG YOU'RE RIGHT...diluc's hawk is basically a pokemon lbr
IT IS TRUE
YESSSSSSSS the pet bonding
never mind that he uses his birds to track things and deliver intel also but you know waves hand
kaeya and diluc will 100% get to see his cute babies
KJHGFDGHJ
cute birds and cute horses... pls blow ingo's mind with the concept of Normal Animals
HE WILL DO SO with his... he'll get a book with illustrations
he probably cannot draw to save his life
no that's adorable
amklfs;dafd;s NORMAL ANIMALS
ingo just oh they're normal type
KJHGFDSGHJK
LMAO
THAT'S IT HE GOT IT
diluc just: ... sure.
LMAO
NO FLAMING MANES OR ABSURD MUD POWERS? JUST LIKE NORMAL TYPES
oh my god ingo seeing diluc summon his fire phoenix and going OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A MOLTRES????
OKIJHUYTFRDFTGHJK
HELP HE WOULD
LFJGDJG PLEASE
HOW DID YOU CATCH A MOLTRES
WHERE IS YOUR POKEBALL
WHY DO YOU NEVER LET IT OUT
HE IS SO LOST
WHAT IS A MOLTRES
PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR MOLTRES' FEELINGS SIR
LMAO HAVING TO EXPLAIN THE BULLSHIT BEHIND VISIONS TO HIM
JHUYGTFRDGTY GOD
kaeya absolutely not helping this misunderstanding at all
DOES KAEYA HAVE AN ARTICUNO?????
kaeya just going 'yeah master diluc why don't you ever feed your moltres this is animal cruelty'
this is SO cool
i hope sincerely that he gets to see diluc and kaeya bickering
LMAOOOOO
PLEASEEEEEEE hit him with the bickering
TRAGICALLY HE DOES NOT but also he will absolutely make a bird ice sculpture with his bullshit ice powers just to keep this going
zhongli will come in clutch with the unknown rock type pokemon
i'm crying god bless
zhongli... a rhyperior?!
LMAOOOOO
me out here all the time: i bet he can make little paperweights
lil bird shaped paperweights...
THAT IS CUTE zl my cute grandpa
HE IS THE CUTEST WAR CRIMINAL IT IS TRUE
maybe he can try making ingo a tiny rock chandelure one day
omf please
ITS OK I CAN FIX HIM i can fix my grandpapa
he would do his best... and then say he's no artisan as the thing is near perfect smh
looks directly at all these swords he made
DOES HE DESERVE IT THO
omg........ ingo clutching this little rock chandelier like it's his child
KJHGFD IT'S ALRIGHT
HE'S A FOXY GRANDPA
that's all the motivation i need
THIS IS TRUE THEREFORE HE IS FORGIVABLE
HAHAHA
FOXY FACTOR IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO FORGIVENESS FACTOR
AGREE SINCE FOXY FACTOR OFF THE CHARTS HE IS APPROXIMATELY FORGIVEN FOR CHECKS LIST MANY THINGS