sits down in here ok now its less CRUSTY
also ig you can replurk now but also its gonna be like 98% invite only, idk i might do open apps once and awhile i do like new ppl... if theyre not sketchy...
motivating!!! myself!!! to do things!!!!!
setup a mod email (i would die if i let this shit flood my normal rp email) and made the layouts look less like garbage.... im gonna try to at least get a nav page together today so i can have like. a list of pages ill need to eventually do, ig,
ive preemptively decided that all info pages should be written IC from an appropriate npc's pov like youre just harassing the locals for info and i just know im gonna regret this later, but also i think itd be funny
that would absolutely be hilarious
also because i know if i dont limit myself somehow im gonna seriously spend 293847293874285 words on each page but at least this way i have an excuse not to ramble TOO much
also mark me down as interested because I know literally nothing about Elsword besides what I've heard from you guys and you're so passionate about it I know it'll be fun!
![](https://emos.plurk.com/7f4ddfb166261170d0648358c7e7fd53_w43_h42.png)
one of us one of us
eyes emoji at tfs add fucking things up again
i like elsword so....tentative interest.....
jamizoid: what are you talking about he was a GREAT henir how much harder can it be to just be a timespace admin!!!!!
"didnt he almost blow up the far shore like twice" he was a GREAT henir!!!!!!!
sidenote its already been decided that every thread with npc add will be Add Gacha because i have too many adds
and ALL of them will be offended when u guess the wrong one (you will never get the one you wanted)
tfs zelda occasionally popping her head through a time space portal like look this is actually something of an improvement
quietly tucks my notes away
addmin immediately sold me on this
my yogen memshare event journal
ID BEEN SITTING ON THAT JOURNAL NAME FOR SO LONG
WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME
when add becomes principal and takes over the school
me suddenly realizing i CAN play a yogen AU add here without making the timeline weird because it can just be pvc add
sometimes u plot an elaborate time kidnapping and then die and end up in a shittier version of ur homeworld
putting my ownership of this stupidly expensive IB set to good use sighs PLURK LET ME LINK THINGS
i dont have the weapon but fuck buying that thing, close enough
touches the titty window lmfao
if u think about it he always has a titty window
looks at the chest crystal......
squints. how many pieces of henir Lord do I own again
if you have enough to pull it off ill allow u to play an AU where x also becomes timespace admin and they can argue with add
im assuming raven, somehow,
that or eve..... actually wait who even did you play in the game besides evemain
as in seriously enough to get a henir lord set, anyway, obvs we both play Fucking Everyone
when i said im stealing shit off elwiki i MEANT it ok
I think, before I quit for indeterminate period of time
I sold a henir Eve hair for some billions.
... honestly I assume I should have hung onto it for the mad cash
the hair is so fucking expensive
in my defense i didn't expect to quit for that long and i cannot predict economy
should have kept rather than liquidated, rip
I did it while the initial rush hype kept prices high ...
But truly the eve main fashion bug cannot be stopped
Eve mains is Eve mains...
any add pops up and nenes just "niichan whichever one of you this is, i made cake"
i think they just reran the henir set a month back. that or noah got it. idk idr.
CAN YOU FIND ME........ THE NPC PORTRAIT FOR THE ELRIANODE BOARD
![https://images.plurk.com/3uksEgzW0a6o2fn7OjV5TV.png](https://images.plurk.com/mx_3uksEgzW0a6o2fn7OjV5TV.jpg)
this is real and i need it for reasons
yes i am in raid so i will get to this in a couple hours. i don't know what asset files this will be under but if i can locate it i'll give it to u
if u need any other NPC portraits too just gimme a list
idk i think thats all i want for now... unless u can find like. cool little icons in there, give me any cool stuff u find
AIGHT i'll lyk what i find
ohhh the headers as so nice
yes i am making a dumb navy seals meme again who is gonna stop me
im so bad at coding ngl but i am trying my best with brute force and google and stealing image assets off elwiki
no that looks solid !! shut up u did nice
me every time i code, apologizing to the original coder bc i always play around w it and end up having to google everything, that's how you do it
i can't code shit for myself i just get confused, i spent an hour trying to get a scrollbar to work on something.
i do like how this looks tho claps my lil hands
ITS COMING TOGETHER, MAYBE,
i am going insane trying to find this market board file
where the FUCK is this thing
lavvy if you were a marketboard file where woudl you be
idk but i put in taken list code
please look at the level of bullshit im gonna subject everyone to
"what does the speed/range/difficulty stuff mean" absolutely fucking nothing and yes i am gonna put it down for every character. magic/phys also makes no sense
![https://images.plurk.com/5w9U5iC3YyAa6JQ1tJNfuV.png](https://images.plurk.com/mx_5w9U5iC3YyAa6JQ1tJNfuV.jpg)
my blood pressure
god i should rly sleep tho. I MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS AT LEAST maybe ill actually write... content... tomorrow......
layout is hard content is easy
offlinedragonsgame........... bless
dumb idea for the day is that if i make a network comm it should be onlinedragonsgameonline
whats the username character limit
if it fits i think im legally obligated to
LOOKS UP.......... i wasnt gonna have a separate network but
when i get home from work..........
Add did blow up monad (kinda. Technically. He got the admin's attention at least and then she pulled the plug lmao) so him being the admin now........
add handing in his resume for timespace admin like well i nearly destroyed the last two worlds i was in
glave: sounds fun, youre hired
sighs monad was so good, his admin friend... the only game npc he ever undeniably liked
![](https://emos.plurk.com/59ff5a3cedf81b928e719397ed82f9b2_w19_h19.gif)
I miss it often tbh
thumbs up this sounds amazing
Reaches back! (Threatening) (affectionate)
ohhh I think it looks really great so far!! You're doing fantastic
OK DONE FIDDLING WITH THIS ONE PART im happy with it. also thank u wolfie for lending me ur el masters by which i mean i have stolen them they work for me now
i know coding is arguably the least important part of making a game but like. i want it to look nice.... im doing my best
I very much laughed at the Shibe "okay Landwalker" meme fhdgshghskh
elswordtxts is a blessing
premise is up since that was easy.... yeah i like how this code looks a lot
ohhh I love the little bits of sparkles before the paragraphs! Fantastic work
this whole game is so self indulgent i hope everyone is ready for my bullshit, sighs
also every dwrp is elsword canon now i guess
I am absolutely ready, your enthusiasm is contagious hahahaha
IM GLAD i love this dumb game so much
![](https://emos.plurk.com/507e2aa930e0a27a1eb74595131a2db4_w48_h48.jpeg)
enough to make a dumb game about the dumb game sighs
also me literally ripping the prologue off the wiki because i think its hilarious how completely irrelevant this entire blurb is like. THAT PROLOGUE IS DUBIOUSLY CANON AT THIS POINT, THEY HAVE MADE 0 EFFORT TO STAY CONSISTENT WITH IT SINCE DAY 1
I see you stalked my accounts for the Masters
im glad........... idk why but i sat on this idea and did nothing for like 6 months and then yesterday my brain was just "we are doing this NOW"
and i have accomplished nothing else
looks up, i have two days off if i can keep up this pace ill try to get a tdm/meme post up to dick around in the void with
I can't wait to be the most obnoxious motherfucker in the room on ur Tdm
listen when the motivation hits it HITS
also I couldn't find your market board sprite unfortunately, it's not in the regular NPC sprites. I have a feeling it's in the 3D files I can't access :/ it's probably in the texture files somewhere. it's very odd. but I will get you any NPC sprites you need and make the nice backgrounds for them too if you need me to!
DAMN ill manage without it but thank u
i think id die if i tried to give every npc full talksprites so for now ive just ganked the defaults off elwiki and slapped a bg behind them
...might make a separate glave journal tho cause ngl i love glave. he's fun. ill play glave.
glave, the guy who wears a steel mask all the time, gets more than 1 icon despite having no expressions
yeah the story behind the 3D files is that they are .kom files which wuold be fine if the program to open them was a) still downloadable
![B-)](https://s.plurk.com/emoticons/silver/91502e04d8192a328b48.gif)
not from 2008 and c) the program was still being worked on. i have not found a way to convert these to another filetype so uh YEAH
the website thanks plurk the website requires adobe flash player to operate which uhhhhh....
also i made more pages... progress
puts together the mod page......
wolfchan ellipsesinaction youve both already been voluntold so im including u both here, u are Loremasters feel free to abuse your power ig
also give me an icon that best represents u ig
like i literally would've asked to help out with this if you didn't voluntell me SO YEAH
an icon that best represents wolfie... ok ,
to become an elsword Loremaster u must pass a most difficult and perilous trial, which is actually playing elsword in 2022 for some unholy reason
how i was gonna log in tonight and then i got distracted by catboy noah... i'll just play tomorrow
thats such a valid reason tho
i logged in to grab screencaps of nice scenery wheezes
i logged in to fish cause when the anni was going on i snagged two of those 45-day fishing VIP passes lol... the first one has 14 days left on it
how we cant unlock disneyland until someone grinds hard enough to actually enter tirnog
el(ore) masters.................
me looking at all my master journals and sweating profusely like shit. i kinned denif by accident
![https://images.plurk.com/7zejSsJzUl6glyiOknjqZI.png](https://images.plurk.com/mx_7zejSsJzUl6glyiOknjqZI.jpg)
this is a wolfie.
my soul looks this cute but really i am insane
couldn't actually find any picrews where i could be an actual wolf nor could i go all "be not afraid" on people so you get a demon wolfgirl thing ig
u linked to the nav, my fellow braincellsword
LINKED ON THE NAV FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF
I SAW IT AND I CLICKED I JUST WANTED OT LET U KNOW
make my blurb "I main Ain & Noah but I will talk about the El Masters for 40 years if you want to. If I'm not playing Ain in a game my lifespan decreases by 5 years." and then u can add anything else u want idk
i cant be witty at 4am thats good enough for me
alright im gonna sleep, faq can start tomorrow and once i have the basics done ill throw together a log
excellnet! get good sleep or else
good threening friendos i WILL finish this (mostly) today
tucks mauyn under my arm and runs
I can't help you you're stuck here
also not me realizing that even if i don't have the henir lord set in full on any character (i think raven might have the highest chance idk)
have this fucking glave outfit
GOD i think i still have that on... a couple chars, id have to check tbh
squints at the clock...... i think im almost done this tdm, lets see if ill get it posted tonight
its coming together rly nicely
wolfie i may kidnap u to proofread this which character do you wanna preemptively claim
just kidding its gonna be denif im inviting him right now
i was gonan say like you heard me complaining i had no where to put denif
if it wouldn't be denif it would be ain, you know me.
ITS NOT DONE (OBVIOUSLY) BUT
logs out of ebalon's account h/o
and i need you to know i laughed hard at the last one I love your WIP
shjshdjfg I CANT THINK OF TITLES HELP
the hardest part because ill come up with one witty title and then its like shit. now ALL of them have to be witty or it looks WEIRD but im not that clever
anyway i love glave cant wait to inflict him on everyone
i'm excited for you to inflict
TENTATIVELY.... shares this tdm i already showed wolfie, i think thats enough prompts but the anxiety hits hard
i took a lot of screencaps of henir i love this aesthetic, sighs
i hope someone befriends a void worm i think they deserve that
Ohhh I think this looks fantastic!!
imma tag everyone on this TDM. "with who" undecided. ask me when im done drawing
i dont know who to put on it.......................
like i know ive said nene but shes currently in yogen AND songerein....
bring someone : ) that is my helpful advice.
remember when dungeons had an end of dungeon room and helen was just in all of them...
pepperidge farm remembers...
looks to the lord, the memories
nods sagely from the mod account
I gotta think of someone good to bring to the TDM!! exciting
also yeah helen is 100% just gonna Be There every time the squad had to go somewhere dangerous
your ever reliable rest area merchant, do not question how she got here
lmao shit I just realized that if Lavvy gives two shits about history looks at everything about this and laughs in bullshit, I still have a copy of Rae's history from when I tried playing her in Last Eden.
Said history was invalidated a good while back now but alternate universes/timelines themselves are canon so technically it can still actually be considered canon sort of somehow maybe???
GOD that was so fucking long ago
yeah it can be canon why not
I can't dig up the app itself anymore (because eon deleted the comment thanks eon) but I also have Other Shit™
that I got together when she was under consideration for Daybreak
also, she's a DFO and as such I feel obligated to at least
try her here (
thanks Rose)
drags this out to show my appreciation for helen.... sighs i need to find the ancient pic of her and glave just chillin, i have it here somewhere
sleep now... tomorrow's goals: remember how to set up good email filters for the mod account, figure out if i wanna tl with anyone on the tdm or just tag out... probably the latter since ill also have npcs but
Toplevel so I don't have to and can just tag you instead
stares at my muselist like WHOMST
should i play a non elsword...
should you play a non-elsword in the elsword game?
(I'm waffling over the same thing, personally. Like do I want to have Denif be stuck in the fucking void, is that funny? is he too smart to be there. should i just roll with protag-kun elboy. should i grab a noah? i don't know myself.)
its either that or i play even more elswords
damn... icb you play elswords
yall playin elswords in here???
perhaps I will throw Denif into the void so that he can be bitchy that he has a quest.
Denif like what the fuck I give out the quests?
imagine, elswords, in the elsword game,
DAMMIT LAVVY I'D GIVEN THIS UP FOR DEAD AND WAS PLANNING ON JOINING SOMEWHERE ELSE AND NOW SUDDENLY--
![](https://emos.plurk.com/99ee9acf4851a76a5b489f61c85e9aff_w32_h33.gif)
!!!
in all seriousness idk if i can make it now. id at least offer to help u with code but ur info pages and stuff are so pretty already...
me once again slapping the relaxed, low-commitment
line down... bls u can drop in anytime youd like
tru...and i miss having jakob yell at him again...and just playing jakob in general.... we'll see
yell at him he deserves it
He will yell at all the adds ever
slides back in here now that i have another day off... ive decided there should be a separate page for the quest board since thats probably gonna be how magic-learning and other repeatable things are tracked, but now ive hit a dilemma
if the quest board is ICly on the network, do i make it look pretty and match the rest of my code....... or do i try to make it look like a shitty 90s website
how bad would elrios' first attempt at an internet be
i feel like the vibe should be early 90s christian website if its being made by the robot people designed to look like angels
I'm kinda vibing with the hideous 90s vibe
in my mind its like the first deign was probably super basic and possibly just raw text because looks at elysion. this is supposed to be for robot ppl and adrian only are they rly gonna make it pretty
but oh we have human guests now and they want it more user friendly uhhhh what do humans like
slaps a bunch of gifs and some colourful comic sans on there
oh my god thank u google for bringing me here
durenda: lord phobos what do humans like
herbaon:
![https://imgs.plurk.com/QBo/Qxp/fMejdbvPSaA8DuW1JXUiLluFhj6_lg.gif](https://imgs.plurk.com/QBo/Qxp/fMejdbvPSaA8DuW1JXUiLluFhj6_tn.jpg)
durenda: good enough
no you're right. i'm humans and i like this
tbh glad i solved my own problem of "how do i make ppl unlock elysion faster" by realizing i could just put the network server there
everyone in elysion having to deal with this shit, they dont deserve this
also chinhands at other invite-only games..... might whip together an invite request page i guess this is how its normally done?? that makes sense
tbh im surprised there are ppl i dont know or share mutuals with who are interested in the game at all considering how self indulgent it is + based on a canon barely anyone cares about but
i wanna play with my friends but also if ppl genuinely wanna engage with my dumb ideas of their own free will who am i to stop them
also more dumb ideas to write down so i dont forget later
we need a monthly iceburner pull per character i am gonna use the real rng rates because its on the wiki
itll be like yogen rock gacha except no one will ever pull anything remotely interesting have you SEEN how bad these rates are
don't talk to me about my IB pulls
i fucking knew it SHOES AND GLOVES ARE 1.1% EACH WHY
I ALWAYS PULL A BILLION SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
dfjdgjdf lmfao GACHA IN AN RP GAME WOULD BE HILARIOUS
PLEASE we need the real mmo experience
the elsword gacha is SO bad, too
(also I have not forgotten this!! I am just very bad at picking who I want to throw at it orz)
its one of those gachas where 100%, it is more worth your money to just sell cash shop currency for in game currency instead of trying to even attempt the gacha looks up
elsword gacha is like. u will spend $100 and maybe get like four pairs of shoes and a glove and the rest of your pulls are hot garbage that isnt even worth reselling for pocket change
i cant even say 90% of the pulls are trash because its actually everything in A~C tier and thats. more than 90%.
i guess fighter potion isnt the worst im baffled that its only B when ppl go crazy for those trying to max out dps in raids...
anyway in conclusion we are gonna have gacha and its gonna be awful cant wait for everyone to get their monthly box of rocks and potions
LITERALLY NO WORRIES i've been tossing Denif at TDMers but I'm taking hte night off because i have gone through so much today.
box of rocks is like getting a box of weak weapons if you use them right!
box of rocks vs box of potions, the powers of life or death
drink the potion, smash the bottle and wield it like you're in a bar fight and you've just busted a beer bottle!
![https://images.plurk.com/1oD2EhzJRcY3BjMXCVQCO4.png](https://images.plurk.com/mx_1oD2EhzJRcY3BjMXCVQCO4.jpg)
what about a box of balls.
orbs.......................
![https://i.imgur.com/uAHXVks.png](https://i.imgur.com/uAHXVksb.jpg)
remind me to make this an icon for glave's journal later
I remember always packing a bunch of orbs back when I still played, but like. I kinda needed to, considering the dumb shit I did? :|a
rip permabases, no fun allowed in modern elsword
wind and water orbs, always a blessing
my bluhen's invnetory is filled with water orbs. the irony in this is that bluhen freezes naturally
"wolfie you open every IB on your bluhen that's why" yes and
for awhile i think nature orbs were fairly popular too for extra damage in raids but looks at current meta
pretty sure theyre not worth it anymore, drabaki raid v different from rosso and beyond
what the fuck do dark orbs do now that i think about it, are they like.... dark dot field, i never see them
oh its a debuff field YEAH THIS IS WORTHLESS
yeah it's damage and aging
lowers attack/speed stats, wow so useful gets oneshot by rosso
oh i misread its just speed stats amazing
oh right another thing to put on my list of terrible ideas
1) there WILL be a marriage system
2) it will still give you a really powerful healing skill
3) everyone WILL be encouraged to marry their friends just to cheat the system for power, yeah
"will it still be homophobic tho" as tempting as it is to stay true to canon and point out how dumb this is i am here to finally force elrios to acknowledge the gays
finally, a dwrp where you can get married and acquire magical healing powers, just like in real life
also you will still magically generate hearts when u stand too close together
force elrios to acknowledge the gays like the masters and ain don't exist come on now
alright!! invite requests is done that was easy
looks at apps next.... this should also be easy
i think this looks reasonable please just give me wiki links and tell me your wiki sucks i dont wanna read 12 pages of history
also galaxy brain realization why do games even make u comment on the taken post to repost the same info u already gave them plus a couple extra things u couldve just asked for in the app. why not do all this at once.
"exceptions will be made if it's funny" how i know you wrote this app
exceptions will ALWAYS be made if the idea is funny
how i went into serious formal mode for the first half of this post then got to the actual app and went wait i dont care
kiriayy because you were asking what the app was gonna look like, idk if ur still interested but see above
its still a wip so
![](https://emos.plurk.com/361c1e730a4c4b30dc26095a802f347f_w24_h21.png)
IDK I THINK THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH
no yeah it looks solid to me !
i should link a permissions template for convenience but im too lazy to grab one rn
or i could just snoop at ur journals actually but
lmfao had you snooped through my journals this is what you would've gotten
I cut out first impressions because i write my about pages, though. shrugs nebulously
LISTEN it is 3AM i cannot be bothered to perform basic tasks anymore
you are working very hard!!!!!!!!!!! i love u!!!!!!!!! you're a bean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i will take a look!!!! i am still interested i have just been One Sick Bitch this week
i know u are sick!!! you rest or else
puts up a super basic profile.... wondering when im gonna find an excuse to post chrono cutie
add's ad campaign is the most cursed
ngl i kinda miss elsword's completely unhinged ad campaigns, we'll never have another online dragons game sighs
or the "can YOU get to LEVEL FIVE???" ones
remind me to come up with a way to include play your manga
i refuse to let elsword forget its origins
yes of course. i won't forget this
"play your manga" but there isnt a manga because its korean and even the manhwa never got an official translation for years before they just dropped it entirely. we did get a really shitty anime tho.
also how elboy was injured but they didnt wanna draw a different outfit for him so he just. went to bed in full metal armor.
alright im gonna sleep but points at eyes points at everyone on the tdm..... tomorrow.
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR WHO FINALLY
oh you will
that's threatening i love it
wanders back in to edit the app again......
i thought about it some more and tbh the only reason i have ever read someone's history/personality section is to know what a character is like so instead im just gonna. ask what a character is like.
looking forward to how everyone is gonna talk trash about their characters in 3 sentences or less
the other invite-only thing I'm in atm, most people just do bullet-point lists but the mods don't mind a whole lot if anyone actually wants to write stuff out
yeah bullet points are fine imo
and same tbh LIKE I KNOW I JUST COPY MY OLD APPS WHENEVER I APP SOMEWHERE NEW and i ramble there
yeah exactly I just plagiarize myself. i was told this would get me in trouble in college and yet
oh my GOD im glad i dont have to code this myself, ok we're gonna have gacha
NO FUCKING WAY LMFAO i love it
i tried it rn and took 17 tries to pull gloves, its just like in real life
i got an elrianode boss cube
fjhfdkfhds LMFAO I LOVE THIS
how i gotta come up with what these items actually do just for the gacha joke, looks up
most of these are just useless accessories and gacha within gacha and also orbs
cant wait for someone to pull a full sized wig with no context
and then it ends up being just a tiny bit too small for their head
oh my god i need to find a way to include that
fucking obnoxious weekly spa outfit quest
its a spa outfit that lasts a week and the quest respawns every week and you pick it up by default and PLEASE I DONT EVEN WANT THIS UGLY OUTFIT STOP GIVING IT TO ME
every week ariel gives away a free spa robe whether you like it or not
the wig being the wrong size............... yeah
but if you wear it anyway, u get ~magical buffs~ maybe possibly
gotta get bobby pins from the gacha