does 622 have a OTP?

regor regor/science is cheating

also varre

komikbookgeek: he has a OTF, and that one true friend is Akobi

but no, in canon he really doesn't have space in his life for other kinds of relationships.

lenneths_wings: okay I have a soft spot for the Grineer elite just being the biggest pile of dysfunctional tin cans in the system, so even though they never mention each other or interact at all, there is extreme hate/comedy potential for Tyl and Sargas Ruk.

Their styles clash so horribly. When canon remembers that Ruk does in fact have brain cells, he's an absolute meathead who's actually good at turning conflicts to his advantage.

Plus weirdly poetic metaphos and kennings out of nowhere

Meanwhile Tyl's a fashionista and never shuts up, but he's still ruthless and uses his speed and unconventional tactics to get shit done.

They're both effective in their own ways but as far as each is concerned, the other's doing things the WRONG WAY and HOW DARE

and UGH that shade of orange clashes HORRIBLY with Tyl's blue

disgusting

they get into arguments that leave both of them furious because neither of them feel like they actually won, even when by all rights they should have

And I have put in my dues for this rarepair--As far as I know, I'm the only person to have written Tyl/Sargas fic on AO3.

I have half a draft of another one floating around somewhere

and with regard to Varré, I mean. His OTP is with Mohg, and tbh that would probably be healthier than the mess that is canon.

I will say there is a ridiculously good fic out there that somehow makes Varré/Seluvis work without making either of them any less of a bastard than they are in-game and it's still fun to read, which I initially thought impossible.

622 you need more than one friend

he was issued one friend by the army, and by the emperor's second oldest pair of socks, he's going to take care of that friend!!

that's fine but he still needs more than one! more than one can help him take care of that friend!

ooh would never have thought of varre/seluvis

it's called A Bed of Thorns, and the author has assured me it's going to end in disaster

komikbookgeek: but that's what squadmates are for, and you aren't friends with squadmates in the corps. You might get to know and respect them, but you also have to be okay with them or you getting blown up and replaced

siiiiiiiiiiigh

imma have to read this

it's far better than it has any right to be

i am in love with this fic already and I've only finished one chapter

it makes me miss playing Gwyndolin though for some reason???

lenneths_wings: it's so fucking good, that first chapter's end was just. "oh fuck yes this is precisely what he deserves"

and then it just keeps going and I started caring