Some would say Adam, I suppose, as he could not find a suitable help-mate among all the creatures.

or perhaps God, if a god chose to create everyone in his likeness and image (which seems a tad narcissistic)

第一位中国籍自恋者当属宋朝的欧阳修，《醉翁亭记》中他先写了很多“太守”的风流轶事，然后文章结尾时说：“太守谓谁？庐陵欧阳修也。（太守是谁？就是庐陵欧阳修啊。）”，够BT

....perhaps~

lol Maybe one of us

...That would b so great...Hope so~