aka any time Astarion is gentle about old pains I melt, it's fine

anyway this is the funniest set of tags I've ever gotten and I'm framing them. forever.

also is anyone else going to do the Crow mission in Antiva? I'm thinking I'll have Astarion go for it since #s are low, but I can't have him solo it so I'd need at least one other person to help be a sneak

I'm gonna!!

hell yea hi5s you

I was planning to tag in with fitcher/was thinking it might be fun to do some kind of walkie-talkie half action half network thing with the crystals

I'll go ahead and tag into it tonight then, and if you guys want to coordinate or anything lmk

prosodi oh shit I dig that

dick will be at crow party

y e s s bueno

snakecrow

crowsnake

....snow

i was eyeing that one

oho

perfect then, I was skirting tagging in like well I don't want to be the one kid at the punch bowl or trample any plans lmao

im not sure i have anyone appropriate but it looks so cool mO_Om

crake

let's do crow party, broseph

yessssss

trots back in here, cracks my knuckles, and taps this sign

(I hope you all write the most self indulgent everything and never once forget that no one ever said did Agatha Christie write about murder again??)

well you know what that means you're getting yet another dog tag to meet dog

but you might ALSO get a party tag!!

!!!!!!

bc star is a disaster that I love

I would like that v much!

a-awwwh....fam

it pans out because I adore Mobius so there

whew okay doing some light tracking in here just so I can get back on the rails

1: Astarion > Fenris
2: Astarion > Byerly
3: Astarion > Bastien
4: Astarion > Wysteria

absolutely delicious

it’s good food!!!!

good

5: Astarion > Byerly
6: Astarion > Mobius
7: Astarion > Crow mission

My PC is too damn loud!! the sound of my tired brain trying to spool up and do chonky tags

(as always if something I write doesn't work for you or doesn't make sense, lmk, I do not trust my exhausted ass self to be coherent)

8: Astarion > Wysteria
9: Astarion > Gwen
10: Astarion > Ellie

Throws a dart at this plurk so I remember to tag u

It’s the sticky kind with the suction cup don’t worry

excellenté

When Someone Stabs You, You Don't Expect The Knife To Apologize

well maybe it wants to anyway!!

banned sorry no normal emotions here only aggressively dysfunctional ones

wowowow

Me: I’m so glad Astarion is making real friends and learning life lessons, and growing at his own pace

Astarion: bullies a fucking babie over the crystals

who is he bullying tho

Wysteria...........again......

jladskjfsadf

they're equally mean to each other tho so it balances out

usually

lmaaaao

your link or your life

^^^

baby fights

oh my god Astarion you can’t just ask someone if they love their husband

can!!

gross

Immeasurable disappointment

understandable

lmao ask the network

ask them what is love

baby don't hurt me

👉👉

what is...kiss?

please ask the network

lmao NEVER

possible vulnerability? in public? in THIS economy??

^

puts my hands directly on this thread

a squad

more people should join it though

agreed 100%

I'm so glad wolf is a big weenie softy. mobius is so fucking confused

oh damn plurk hid this from me and I have been so flattened I didn’t even peek in here BUT

Shadowesque wolf is a huge weenie softie she’s going to cover him in fur if he lets her

also okay I am wanting to howl so much about tags (and also to tag) but the last few days have just been me pushing my body past the point of physical exertion and it is mad as hell

so I think I’m going to just sleep early tonight and hope that a full hibernation will stop my bones from feeling like they’re vibrating and come back for major tagging and commentary tomorrow

tucks you in you'd better

SLEEP EARLY I MEAN LFMFKJG

LMAO

I was gonna say wow you're really keeping me on my rp toes here gosh

not that I'm against that actually

friend wolf FRIEND WOLF

when the weather gets cold again? that's a comforter. that's a mobile heater. everyone cuddle in astar's room for wolf heat.

FRIEND WOLF

oh my god yes

summer’s going to be hell though

fur blanket trying to lay on everyone

--is she in the middle of blowing her coat

is she shedding like a maniac

will she look about half her size in a week

probably after Rialto yeah, lmao

just starts shedding like mad somewhere around mid month

RIP

rip ast's wardrobe

I mean he wears black anyway

also lmfao oh god poor woof

just CLUMPS of fur

touching her like

shedding blues

(he’s gonna be mad as hell about it, just foists her off on Fenris so he can keep his clothes clean )

big sap hours in these parts

my babies my darlings

Astarion holding up the smallest little flag for tits and tit appreciation tyvm

Dante stop scaring him

it's like a metaphor.... sort of

also if anyone else wants to leap in on the crow snooping, feel free to just pop the door open and come in

love this cw: for gross violence tho

swivels

and everyone's already heard me yowling about Fenris and Astarion from 900 years away

pogonophile

anyway Rialto threads all either crushing my heart or bringing me joy or both so here's a no context summary of it on Astarion's end before I float back into the ether:

hes having a time

oh my god all of these

Dante just dying on Astarion's bed. It's so rude of him.

sir you had better not be

my heart will snap in two and so will Astarion's

mutual heart snapping zone and those have been outlawed

help

oh boy LMF

looks at this being public and laughs

STOP im giggling in public

GOOD

oh my god astarion

he walked into that directly

He sure did and it was precious actually

LMAO Ellie

but yeah no he...really did....

smacked face first right into it

LOLLLL

SHE'S SO HAPPY FOR THEM, OKAY

IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME

ellie dont be gorgeous

gorgeous...

look at her she's always gorgeous

Don't worry Dante has been gifted with the ability to recover from one life threatening wound in a day. He's just hibernating Astarion. It only looks like dead.

[emo145] whew

YOU HAD ME WORRIED THERE

(I mean, Astarion is still worried but u kno)

Sorry Star, just shove him in a wardrobe. He'll wake up eventually.

absolutely not

Dante's getting prime real estate for his injured snooze

Awww Astarion, you're a real one! Dante's just going to pop up like some kind of demented jack-in-the box and horrify everyone.

Or you can body pillow him, that works too.

they'll figure it out as they go

It's more than Dante would expect lol.