Now, I’m pretty low on fucks to give on a good day due to a congenital malformation of my fuck gland, but today I am completely out. My fucks are so low that they are in danger of collapsing in on themselves and creating a stable negative-fuck event that Stephen Hawking could only dream about. A fuckularity, if you will.

found here Not Getting Sucked Into That Game from whatever Reddit post they stole it from XD

perfect. it me.

it really is

when do you start your new job again?

next Monday!

the 4th

exciting! let us know if you've got the spoons for a celebration dinner or anything sometime

I can always find spoons for you guys <3

aww