LISTEN

I KNOW SOMEONE IN THAT SCHOOL HAS CONNECTIONS

IT'S ONLY TWO HOURS AWAY

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

now that it's not 3 in the morning I'm wondering if maybe Jake's parents themselves could do it since they work in hotels if I remember correctly

but it's more fun if it's someone at Dalton

while I'm here talking about these two hyperfixations I refuse to believe that a good chunk of the seniors don't go here for senior skip day. fast lane was introduced in 2012 and Fast Lane Plus in 2013 so they can even spend even more money to not wait in long lines