you don't need to twist Dorian Gray into a homosexual

o dear god

... this is like the guy who wrote in his article that "We know that Hank Hill has a job, but there's no indication of what it is."

There's 'not knowing the source material' and then there's Robert.

DryadGurrl: i don't even go here and i know Hank Hill sells propane

right? like, everyone knows that