Life of a working console gamer,以下※
備註: 雙語 根據心情
說真的Nintendo Switch是我人身第三個屬於自己的遊戲機。第一個是gameboy第二是nintendo DS。都是別人玩膩不要了才給的。而且那兩架機跟switch的分別就是switch超多按鍵
說真的Nintendo Switch是我人身第三個屬於自己的遊戲機。第一個是gameboy第二是nintendo DS。都是別人玩膩不要了才給的。而且那兩架機跟switch的分別就是switch超多按鍵
Day 1
Finally my Switch arrived! The first game I'm gonna download is MHR. Oh damn it why does the eshop language is Japanese...Luckily I learned how to read some...Damn the game is expensive. Damn the game have alot of characters to build. Damn that was cool.
Finally my Switch arrived! The first game I'm gonna download is MHR. Oh damn it why does the eshop language is Japanese...Luckily I learned how to read some...Damn the game is expensive. Damn the game have alot of characters to build. Damn that was cool.
Damn why didnt they teach me which button is what?! How do I...tf does this button do? H-how do I attack?! TF IS THIS MONSTER DOING CHASIN' ME AROUND!! FUCK I DEAD...URGH, GONNA RUN AS FAR AS I CAN WHEN I SAW THIS MONSTER AGAIN.
Where is the tutorial?? Why no one teach me anything? NVM I'LL FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF
Where is the tutorial?? Why no one teach me anything? NVM I'LL FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF
NIGHT during my friend invited me for a quest:
FUCK WHY CANT THIS DO? HOW TF WE JOIN? ME SILLY, ME DK CONSOLE GAME, ME NO GO TUTORIAL...
After 30mins finally got to join with my friend:
H-how can you go so fast?! Why is your shirt diff than mine? WOW THAT MOVE IS COOL WHY CANT I DO THAT? WHY THIS BOW SO HARD TO AIM?! NVM I'LL JUST USE IT AS A SWORD...
FUCK WHY CANT THIS DO? HOW TF WE JOIN? ME SILLY, ME DK CONSOLE GAME, ME NO GO TUTORIAL...
After 30mins finally got to join with my friend:
H-how can you go so fast?! Why is your shirt diff than mine? WOW THAT MOVE IS COOL WHY CANT I DO THAT? WHY THIS BOW SO HARD TO AIM?! NVM I'LL JUST USE IT AS A SWORD...
Day 2
啊…原來這個才是tutorial啊
(快鍵按掉因為大部分自己摸索上youtube學會了)媽的沒有標記tutorial鬼懂那個是tutorial啊。你放紅色很重要看起來就很牙白的樣子誰要先選那個啦！(結果就因為這樣Day 1時就直接去了探索任務被青熊獸打爆)
再次去探索/任務:
哈哈哈哈哈嗨青熊獸老子來啦
昨天追我打我很爽是不是？我來報仇了(Day 1跟友人一起出任務後有了討伐大怪物的經驗完全不是問題)唉，我要更多青熊獸和龍王…我要弄裝備！
在某個討伐青熊獸的任務中:
咦？有龍王在誒，那我先去打了龍王再打青熊獸好了……
誒誒誒青熊獸你怎麼也過來了我還沒打死龍王啊啊啊幹！死開！
終於打死龍王後打算打完/打跑青熊獸再撿材料………誒？！！我的龍王怎麼不見了？！
啊…原來這個才是tutorial啊
(快鍵按掉因為大部分自己摸索上youtube學會了)媽的沒有標記tutorial鬼懂那個是tutorial啊。你放紅色很重要看起來就很牙白的樣子誰要先選那個啦！(結果就因為這樣Day 1時就直接去了探索任務被青熊獸打爆)再次去探索/任務:
哈哈哈哈哈嗨青熊獸老子來啦
昨天追我打我很爽是不是？我來報仇了(Day 1跟友人一起出任務後有了討伐大怪物的經驗完全不是問題)唉，我要更多青熊獸和龍王…我要弄裝備！在某個討伐青熊獸的任務中:
咦？有龍王在誒，那我先去打了龍王再打青熊獸好了……
誒誒誒青熊獸你怎麼也過來了我還沒打死龍王啊啊啊幹！死開！
終於打死龍王後打算打完/打跑青熊獸再撿材料………誒？！！我的龍王怎麼不見了？！
Lets hunt that damn rabbit 
Hunt it down!!
Day 3
Double star quest here I come
(Settled all the one star quests, get ready to take a nap)
Ma friend invited me for a game...OK LET'S GO!
Wowowowow that bird (傘鳥)! I didnt see that bird before in last quest, same island! Is it a hidden boss?? Hmm, cool cool! Wowow I dont have 大翔蟲 DONT LEAVE ME ALONE MA FRIEND!
WOOHOO FINISH QUEST BYEEEEE
Double star quest here I come
(Settled all the one star quests, get ready to take a nap)Ma friend invited me for a game...OK LET'S GO!
Wowowowow that bird (傘鳥)! I didnt see that bird before in last quest, same island! Is it a hidden boss?? Hmm, cool cool! Wowow I dont have 大翔蟲 DONT LEAVE ME ALONE MA FRIEND!
WOOHOO FINISH QUEST BYEEEEE
The night:
Hmmm my sword needs to be sharpened...I forgot...NO WONDER SUDDENLY WHEN I HIT THE MONSTER IT BOUNCED OFF...ME FORGOT HAHA...(figures out middle of the night during work and selling stuffs)
Reading guidebooks:
OHHHH YOU GOTTA USE THAT STONE TO SHARPEN THE SWORD DAMNNN
OHHHH THAT'S HOW YOU MIX AND MATCH THE STUFF TO MAKE ALL SORTS OF BOOBIE TRAPS!
Hmmm my sword needs to be sharpened...I forgot...NO WONDER SUDDENLY WHEN I HIT THE MONSTER IT BOUNCED OFF...ME FORGOT HAHA...(figures out middle of the night during work and selling stuffs)
Reading guidebooks:
OHHHH YOU GOTTA USE THAT STONE TO SHARPEN THE SWORD DAMNNN
OHHHH THAT'S HOW YOU MIX AND MATCH THE STUFF TO MAKE ALL SORTS OF BOOBIE TRAPS!