The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a
dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit,
Konjo
says
but who
cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
Konjo
says
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of
old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
Konjo
says
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in
the sand nearby.
Konjo
says
He held the bucket in front of his private parts
and sighed with relief.
Konjo
says
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said:
Konjo
says
"You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds."
Konjo
says
"Impossible", said the embarrassed man.
Konjo
says
"You really know what I think?"
Konjo
says
"Yes."
Konjo
says
The lady replied,
"Right now, I bet you think that the
bucket you're holding has a bottom."