the good news is I'm doing a one off job today and honestly if I'm there for more than an hour there are serious issues

me: Fred going to work for me today could be the opportunity of a lifetime

Fred: wags tail, rolls over for belly rubs

come on now, fred

right? and it's spooky government contractor work today so it's a real opportunity

in other news I'll be here for more than an hour because everything is password protected and now they're scrambling to find the password