Someone in my house committed a terrible poop related crime and is currently tearing around trying to run away from their guilt. Spoiler it wasn’t me or The other human who lives here 
#poopcrimes
#poopcrimes 
here is the poop crim committing a paper pattern related crime a few nights ago.
It’s a new crime every day around here. Earlier it was a jumping in my lap and biting my knees through my skirt related crime! 
Rude gorgeous kitty
so much crime, call the cat police 
PIZZA CRIM! 