Rowan
3 years ago
My coworkers' ability to overthink stuff is awe inspiring.
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Rowan
3 years ago
We have 100ish planks that need holes drilled in a particular pattern. They made this complex jig where you clamp boards to one end and then there's a little block and dowel you move to position the drill on each of the 10 holes as you move down the 8' plank.
Rowan
3 years ago
I asked why they don't make a stencil/template they just lay on top of each board. They stared blankly for a minute and went "We've been doing this for 3 years, why didn't we think of that?"
Rowan
3 years ago
ENGINEERS.
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Rowan
3 years ago
They're brilliant and I love them, but they didn't grow up doing arts and crafts as kids and it really shows
Rowan
3 years ago
I also revolutionized their "cut 80 wires of the same length" process because I knew how to make pompoms as a kid
Rowan
3 years ago
https://images.plurk.com/5ERxAidAidtlo53GAxtuuu.jpg
Rowan
3 years ago
TADA
Rowan
3 years ago
And that's why diversity in the workplace is important, thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Benedict
3 years ago
I can't XD I'm glad you're there to bring in the skillsets we had when we were five??
Benedict
3 years ago
tho to be fair to your coworkers & prove your point, I just checked with my wives & they think they would've gotten the stencil part but not the wire-wrapping/pompom tactic
Rowan
3 years ago
Yeah, the pompom thing is a pretty niche trick that I don't expect people to come up with on their own, but the stencil part. I can't even. I love them but the tunnel vision is so real.
Rowan
3 years ago
Yes! I keep doing that anxiety depression thing where I'm like "this is going too well, it's suspicious, what's about to go terribly wrong" but like. Nah.
Rowan
3 years ago
And there's office dogs some days! Look at this perfect baby! https://images.plurk.com/3TlmvWnpqoEqkccNXeoJd.jpg
Rowan
3 years ago
His name is Shadow and he belongs to the CEO and he "guards" us watching the doors because he is a very good boy.
Benedict
3 years ago
pompoms specifically, sure, but people who do any kind of sewing or fiberwork? I mean. if you have to cut a lot of stringy things of the same length, it's the same intuitive skill family as coiling cable or rope using your hand-forearm-elbow as a spool
Benedict
3 years ago
I would think anyway. which also brings in tech crews & ranch people among I'm sure other demographics
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