i am......i am 5'10. HERE TO INFORM ANYONE WHO READS THIS AND GETS THRILLED AT THE THOUGHT OF BUSTING A TALL PERSON'S SHINS THAT THINGS ARE NOT AS EASY FOR US AS REACHING THINGS IN A CABINET GO

PANTS. DIFFICULT. you can get your pants hemmed. OUR PANTS ARE JUST NOT LONG ENOUGH

DRESSES.....NOT LONG ENOUGH

LEGS.....TOO LONG

pants are BULLSHIT

also? shoes.

;A; cute pictures with a significant other who is taller than you!!!! A TILT HEAD DOWN SMOOCH!!!!

SHOES.....

SHOES ARE BAD...

s h o e s

i am actually a giant?? I wear size 11 in boots.

i see people who wear size 6-8 daily and just...I can fit my hand in that whole shoe. but clean it first.

WHILE ALSO TALL, SHIRTS FIT ME DIFFERENT

they are never long enough. THEY DON'T SIT COMFORTABLY ON MY HIPS LIKE THE FHKJSFBKWF MODELS SUGGEST

buying shoes when you’re tall is like the worst thing ever because 1: sizing is so inconsistent across and within brands and 2: FEET.... BIG.

they are all crop tops. and i am the model that makes you cover your eyes and douse yourself in holy water because I NEED A SHIRT THAT REACHES

men's shirts are gr8 because they're soft AND long.

YEAH.... i am a torso-y person so i am lucky of shirts hit my belly button

funny joke: “tunic” tops

LMAO

LMAO

tunic tops

u mean.....u mean regular ass shirts

ALSO....just because we can reach things up high....does not mean we exist to reach all the things for other people. I AM NOT JOKING WITH YOU WHEN I TELL YOU IN AN OFFICE SETTING I HAD FOUR PEOPLE APPROACH ME BACK TO BACK

AT THE COFFEE MACHINE

"Can you get this? Can you get this? Can you reach that? W O W UR SO TALL"

listen. i will get it for you. i will not make you feel bad about it. it is not a big deal and i am happy to assist

>8C BUT WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO JUST BE ABLE TO GET COFFEE AT THE COFFEE MACHINE IN PEACE

ALSO SHORT PEOPLE GIVE GR8 HUGS MAN

BLESS I LOVE HUGGING SHORT PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR HUGS

HUGGING SHORT PEOPLE IS SO GOOD.... they’re so small and cozy

i had people ask if i played basketball or planned on modelling. not because i played basketball. not because i was trying to be a model. because i am a tall human. >8C i did not choose this life. please do not kick our shins. ;A;

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE TO BE TALL ARE PEOPLE WHO WEAR HIGH HEELS

please, consider: bust their heels and toot on them uvu yes.

it's revenge for National Throw Short People Day

which is well deserved because naturally why wouldn't we tall folk take advantage and throw every short person we get our high-shelf-reaching hands on???

....LMAO

wh....at???

LISTEN

MY ARMS ARE LONG AND WEAK

i could not throw a 20 pound box, and I certainly won't be able to throw anyone heavier than that. uvu

mine too but

it's the principle

i can throw you if you're under 20 pounds, so please step forward if you would like to be thrown uvu

You can drag them too

I WILL DRAG THEM....to the couch, and love on them because uvu short. cute. precious. good. could probably throw my ass across the room. don't hurt me. uvu